Oct 25, 2012
In Tash's mind
Thor and Steve are basically extremely well cared for pleasure slaves
And you will never fully convince her otherwise.
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In Tash's mind
Thor and Steve are basically extremely well cared for pleasure slaves
And you will never fully convince her otherwise.
Natasha Stark
Objectifying men(Much to their delight), since the dawn of puberty
Elliot: Tash keeps seeing Thor the Allfather and going "... .............." The phrase 'I want to have his babies' comes to mind. Logan Howlett: Ehehehehe. Yes. Good. Elliot: She 'wants one', apparently Logan Howlett: Yesssss. Everyone wants one. Elliot: Tony mostly wants one as a pet Tash is like "No. I want that in my bed, thank you" Along with Steve If she could have both She'd be happy Logan Howlett: Cooking for her and train with her, make her laugh and ravage her. Elliot: The fantasy may involve them both sitting at the foot of a throne. ... Tash, that's very Dr. Doom of you, stop it Logan Howlett: ... Tash, you are one kinky fucker. Elliot: "They would make excellent Harem boys and you know it." Logan Howlett: That's besides the point. Elliot: "I think it's exactly the point, thank you."
Tash: BB!Tash makes adult!Tash seem like the picture of self control.
Thor: Really?
Tash: She's hyperactive, angry, defensive, smokes, hasn't quite figured out how to function while skunk-drunk yet, on and on like that.
Thor: Oh... Well jesus/
Tash: She also slept with Rhodey.
A lot.
Thor: Oh. Ooohhh.
Tash: Did I worry you for her safety? xD
Thor: .... Sort of. xD
Tash: I'll count that as a win.
Thor
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[text] Thor Odinson, you'd better have brought me my- Oh, there you are.-message deleted-
[text] I don't know why I'm texting you. You always button-mash.-message deleted-
[text] Your brother makes me want to revise my status on killing.-message deleted-
[text] I AM IRON MAN-message deleted-[text] Oh thank god, I didn't send that one.-message deleted-[text] More accurately, thank JARVIS.
[text] I'm drunk and wanna braid your hair. Cmere-message deleted-
[text] Mjolnir is not the hammer~-message deleted-
[text] CAPTAIN HAMMERRRRRRRR, stop ignoring me!-message deleted-
OOC:
Okay, at a glance, Thor and Delta have similar icons
So I see these banana yellow heels pop on my dash with the tag #closet and nearly hurt myself laughing until I realize Thor didn't reblog them.
Jadzia(Terry Farrell) it is!
Deciding factor?
"And then there's the fact that she used to have sex with a Klingon Which is very Tash-like. Let's be honest." "Good point."
Logan: Okay so.
Logan: I've been thinking about Thor
Logan: and Midgard and all it's weird little things to him.
Logan: Imagine Thor trying to put on a condom.
Logan: Seriously.
Tony: ...
Logan: Just think about it.
Tony: ......
Tony: I
Logan: "WHY HAVE YOU INVENTED A MONSTER THAT WISHES TO STRANGLE MY HAMMER?"
Tony: Tony just made the most hysterical choking sound
Logan: "Why must you torture me so, tiny object?!"