#logangoddamnhowlett

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logangoddamnhowlett replied to your post: Logan and Jubilee

ooc; I MISS JUBILEE. SO MUCH.

I WANT MY JUJU BACK

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logangoddamnhowlett replied to your post: M!A! For each drink Tony has consumed in the last 6 months, he loses one memory. Whether the memory be trivial or all encompassing, it is lost for 24 hours.

… Ya okay there, Iron Ass?

... Yeah, weird headache. I'm fine!

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BUT NO

I'M JUST TRYING TO SCIENTIFICALLY CALCULATE MEMORY LOSS FOR A HEAVY DRINKER.

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THIS IS LIKE THAT TIME I CALCULATED THE AVERAGE WINGSPAN NEEDED TO BE ABLE TO LIFT A STANDARD HUMAN OFF OF THE GROUND AND SUSTAIN FLIGHT.

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Logan: Okay so.

Logan: I've been thinking about Thor

Logan: and Midgard and all it's weird little things to him.

Logan: Imagine Thor trying to put on a condom.

Logan: Seriously.

Tony: ...

Logan: Just think about it.

Tony: ......

Tony: I

Logan: "WHY HAVE YOU INVENTED A MONSTER THAT WISHES TO STRANGLE MY HAMMER?"

Tony: Tony just made the most hysterical choking sound

Logan: "Why must you torture me so, tiny object?!"

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When Logan talks to Peggy:

Tony: Tony is like "Logan, please don't get in an argument with my mom."

Logan: I know, right? xD

Logan: I keep telling him no but you know how that is.

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...

Should I be jealous?

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logangoddamnhowlett replied to your post: ...

Ya sure ‘bout that?

I swear to god

I don't care if you just came back

I will kick you out of bed.