#like basically

[spincake]

goodbye everyone! 😁

[draconic-debauchery]

gay t4t but the other guy is alot further along in his transition, like passes really well, and he's super encouraging/into my transition, would fix me i think, or at the very least bring me to a whole new level of horny

[shanestyreshop]

It really is a tragedy that Ryan gosling moved to where i used to live DAYS after i moved cause i would 100% tell him about bloodymary when i ran into him however i am but not 18 and have no fucking control over anything so now i live in another country and all the moms on my parents group chat get to obsess over seeing Ryan gosling in public and i DONT

[puffin-smoke]

does the iliad have any spice???

I mean- Patroclus and Achilles' ashes are mixed in the same urn, that's basically hardcore smut

[doomed-jester]

Musings on Gender And Worms, I guess

[royalreliquary]

I have a lot of Thoughts about the culture surrounding Lothric as a holy figure, since he's extremely important to his people as basically their Second Coming of Gwyn but very few people have actually seen him let alone met him. He's basically as big a cultural figure as Jesus Christ but virtually everything the common folk know about him is a lie, and much of it contradicts itself. Many of Lorian's accomplishments are attributed to him as well.

For example he’s well-known for having prophetic visions, and these are a common source of sermons designed to spread the faith about him. However, no effort is made to distinguish between what are mere fever dreams and what might actually be prophetic, and Lothric largely does not tell the clergy about any visions he thinks might actually be reporting the future. They’re determined to interpret virtually anything he says or does as divine regardless of his sayso, if they think it’ll serve their message, and are not above just making shit up about him. 

Really, there’s very little resemblance between Lothric the Holy Prince and Lothric, the real guy.

[virmillion]

this is how it went right