TO WALLS THE BALLS

labhrás | babygirl | he/him | i am over 18 and white | current wip nonsense under r&t

[hangsawoman]

[twinktorturer]

the most sexual emotion a man can feel is fear

[browsingfreakshit]

Now why would Tumblr user twinktorturer say something like this

[jaydenskyle]

“It’s photoshopped” honestly in the age of AI that has a homey sort of nostalgia to it. Remember when people used to put effort into faking things?

[kaosuqi]

photoshop fakers are like the villain with moral standards now

[mochiiknight]

Stop asking me for vending machines on my beaches!!!!! This is not design by committee!!!!!!!!

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[squonkcity]

wht my penis produces when i ceank it off to Mysterious Porn

[cipher-fresh]

the 20th century is crazy what do you mean that airplanes didnt exist in 1900 and by 1999 Futurama was airing

[dudethatsmypillowcase]

Happy pride month to these three goobers

[260khorsepower]

[bramblepatch]

The thing is you can have a grassy lawn or even a golf course without it being an ecological disaster, you just have to a: be cool about having the occasional non-grass plant in the mix and b: be willing to live in a climate that supports grass without irrigation.

[bramblepatch]

Golf courses in California are an abomination which is why the sport was in fact invented in Scotland.

[abstrusetheorist]

I always thought that golf as a sport should be adapted to the local native landscape. I think this will encourage regional pride when local golfers completely trounce visitors at Swamp Golf, Desert Golf, Forest Golf, etc. Rich tourists will be pressured to travel extensively to experience all forms of golf, instead of staying in their backyard country club golf courses. Internet discourse will probably somehow get worse but I think this is a small price to pay.

[virmillion]

(wearing a hat labelled Idiot Who Has Never Done An Edit Before) phm edited to clips from starkid (primarily hatchetfield unless u can find more) "can i think about it?" "you have three hours" wrt "what do you want paul" "cherish above all else?" for ryland "you have no family, no partner, you don't even have a dog" grace, for whom it's not only about not wanting to go on this suicide mission it is about the inability, "i can't do it" "you are my solution" realize you lack the type of desire deemed valid and necessary to be a life worth preserving, "i can either save myself or erid" "it's been six weeks since i turned the ship around" "can i think about it?" "yes. take long time." what do you want, paul?

[woolwildflower]

Leafling Bandana

Find the pattern here

This designer is delightfully fairycore, and should definitely be checked out for whimsy

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[beemovieerotica]

[jurassicpeanut]

No bond stronger than a disabled girl and her disabled cat

[paulandersonxo]

(cant remember the expression "bit off more than i could chew") guess i really sucked off more than i could swallow huh

[dr-gaytorius]

"I'm looking respectfully" well can you look at me like you're dying of a fever. like you're delirious and it hurts. like you're fighting desperately for your life.

[byjove]

‘Nuclear Family Month’ is so funny as a concept. I have never seen a nuclear family worth celebrating.

[dragonessmiralis]

The Addams

[byjove]

Do Grandmama, Uncle Fester and the rotating cast of possibly existent cousins mean nothing to you? 😔

[dragonessmiralis]

I may in fact be stupid

[only-cat-memes]