#like i-

[starsinthesky5]

are we sure jeremiah didn’t craft that “engagement” ring from leftover wire from his glasses

[lavenderspence]

do you ever feel like you want to finish what you're writing so you can stop writing it because you just want to finish and forget about it, because you feel like you hate it now?

because same

[cannotthinkofanamern]

Uhh I did something

[bunnyboypussy]

iiiiiii got my pussy ate so crazy last night i have been bedridden. boys i am out of commission.

[the-kingshound]

Ehy Kal I wanted to share with you my trauma in finding out Alfredo is in Rome and they served some pasta in bianco (for your non italian followers: pasta butter and parmiggiano) to two american actors like in 50s or something, I don't remeber the exact date, and they brought the recipe to America where they started making it with cream and other stuff. I was shocked but there is a youtube video about it and the restaurant is still open and I don't know, I just have to carry this knowledge since then. Shock.

This feels like a violation. We were violated.

[i-want-to-be-spaghettified]

Nah cause I-

The way scientists name things never fails to amuse me

There was this theory in particle physics called “SUSY” and I-

They pretend that they’re being serious only to make the most laughable names for things imaginable all the while presenting them with a straight face as if they’re not just naming things the stupidest thing they can think of and-

I love it

[mel-street]

the amount of stress and anxiety as good as dead is giving me is INSANE