#like kid

[thatsnotmygunflash]

My 8 year old nephew: i asked my magic eight ball if we were going to have a world War three and it said yes

Me:

[paradoxolotl]

So I usually leave my bedroom door open a crack for the cat/child to have access

Well I glance up from my brainrot and see someone already waiting

[puckitupsid]

god they had to literally take sid’s skates away from him to keep him off the ice so he would rest. thats not even the least bit surprising

[urbanlegends]

there's this,,, kid in like fourth grade calling people gay to be funny and offensive like,, When Will People Stop

[thatgirlonstage]

Despite all the Romeo and Juliet discourse I am comforted that everyone agrees that Benvolio and Mercutio are gay for eachother.

This is true, there is light in the darkness

[xxtayleyxx]

well that episode left me crying

[femme--de--lettres]

was multitasking while getting ready this morning and accidentally put on JUST a suit jacket and dress pants, which, while definitely a Hot Choice™️ is not quite the business professional attire that i needed for the office today lmao