psst lance and palm
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Lance
I hear Lance has an 8 pack, that Lance is shredded
-cough- I mean…
No, honestly. I saw his cape get snagged on something at the last summit and I almost cried laughing. It’s ridiculous. ...Don’t worry he didn’t see me.
Goomy is pretty cute… Don’t tell him I said that.
He has a lot of responsibilities, you have to respect that.
You’re talking about Lance? You know I beat him in an arm wrestle once and he wouldn’t talk to me for six months.
Frankly, I wouldn’t be surprised if he disliked me.
Alright everyone, so the Dragonite intervention is next Tuesday…
Sorry, did you hear a word he said? I was distracted.
He’s a popular man. Everyone seems to have nice things to say about him.
Don’t you worry about him at all. He looks tough but he’s probably a real softie under that frown.
He makes me laugh. …Mostly unintentionally.
Palmer
He can be a little irritating.
I’m surprised his wife still lets him wear that coat around.
Does he have to be so energetic all the time?
He certainly packs a punch for an older gentleman.
Say what you like about Palmer, but he did a very good raising that boy.
I wouldn’t underestimate him if I were you.
*Mimicking his voice* “Har, har har! Well done Cynthia, you admitted your mistake and that is half the battle.” Who in Arceus’s name does he think he is?
Surprisingly, Palmer does have his head screwed on. We’re very fortunate to have him as an ally to the Sinnoh region.
That man has a few skeletons in his closet, I’m certain of it.
He’s… Actually a very good person.
