“Don’t be mean! I’m just trying to love you!”
"I didn't ask for this !!" Nevermind that he's clinging to her leg, refusing to get up and accept any other form of love from her. This friendship has only lead to him being even lazier than he already was, he wasn't even walking! "Just... don't throw me off," he quipped, clinging to her leg more as if she was his savior of some kind. Maybe just his escort to the cafeteria, though... He was overselling it.
















