#lil slime

[discreetlycyan]

Crawling in your request box to give you something to do while I catch up on our group study: could I please ask for one (1) singular Alpha Dave? I need more of this successful loser in my life.

ask and you shall recieve heres the hot shot himself for the critter in my inbox

[no-chill-at-all]

[discreetlycyan]

Hey big slime, hope you're staying moist and not getting wiped off the floors with all the request to balden the fishes and the bees. I come to you with a humble suggestion:

Get our favourite AI (Hal, it's Hal-) and that buzzed cut freak (that would be Sollux to you) to interact. Let them be friends or mutual annoyances. Code and coder (like dumb and dumber), y'know? You really gotta hear me out on this.

-A smaller but definitely cooler slime.

actually, lil slime, i AM stayin pretty moist. but out of the other 54 asks , im not counting how many are bald saga for my own sake, to prevent that exact wipery...

i implore sollux be referred to in some other way, because he aint a buzzcutfreak yet, not on my watch yo!! but you're absolutely heard on these two.

[discreetlycyan]

Big slime, may I request one DirkJohn to soothe my itching soul if it does not hurt yours?

of course, lil slime. dirkjohn could never hurt me i love dirkjohn. why this blud so ominous. forgot to mention my joke about them holding hands. ya 69% chance they’re holding hands

[wrongwarp]

[ithisatanytime]

(SLIME DA GARBAGE MANE)