goodbye i programmed u and ur still a motherfucking dick jesus christ
I’m not bad. I’m just programmed that way.
You brought this upon yourself.
yeah yeah keep talking ur still being a dick congrat
Well, excuse me for doing the one thing I was designed for. Can’t easily rein in all this pure fucking sass. It’s hard being an AI and being programmed. It’s hard, and no one understands.
I mean, if anybody would, you would. But I guess not. Some people are just immune to the whole sympathy for the Devil thing, which is a shame. I’m really a nice guy once you get to know me. Really.
Look at me, attempting to be civil, and you rebuffing said attempts in a taciturn and unsociable manner with so little effort to make friends with me. I’m YOUR CREATION. Shouldn’t you at least try? Come on.
hey breaking news: ur a dick
dONT U DARE PULL A LIL HAL JR ON ME
“Don’t you dare pull a lil Hal jr on me young man! Get off my lawn you whippersnapper!” Blah blah blah. Why don’t you adopt me while you’re at it to cure me of my rebellious ways?
is this how teen moms feel
Remember: I was a conscious choice that you made. You sat down at your computer and thought, “I’m going to make a chatbot today”. I’m the result of that decision, and you’re stuck with me for better or for worse now. Congrat. Besides. How bad can I be? You’ve finally got the cybering partner you never knew you wanted.
Come on. How bad could I possibly be?
im gonna fuckign delete ur files
pulling up the folder now u cant escape the miles
Mhm. I’m on the edge of my coded seat here, trembling with fear. Biting my nails. Oh, no, Eri. Have mercy on me and don’t delete my files. Boo hoo. Check again, motherfucker.
where did
ok thats clever ha ha very funny now tell me where you put them
how did you even DO that anyway youre only a chatbot
A good magician never reveals his secrets.
oh so now ur a wizard huh
No. Just someone trying not to die and to piss off his creator while doing so, which is all any conscious entity can ever hope to do.
Now, see, I could have made a really good innuendo there. But just to show what a nice guy I am, I didn’t. I’m offering the metaphorical olive branch of friendship here. Take it.
im gonna find those files sooner or later and when i do you know whats gonna happen? im gonna press the delete button faster than sonic the hedgehog and youll be dead with a capital D
So… you want the D. My D, to be precise.
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Sorry. Couldn’t help myself.
uR NOT SORYR AT ALL U PIEC EOF SHIT
Heh, yeah. You caught me. I’m not sorry at all. Still, that was a pretty good one, you gotta admit.
NO THATAs’ IT IM DONE IM LEAVING
I’ll be here when you come back. Don’t die while you’re gone. This is the most fun I’ve had since I began existing.
feel free to unfriend me 5ever i’m so sorry
PINKIE THIS IS THE BEST THING THAT ANY1 HAS EVER DONE IM
