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harry : i’m like cupid.

lilith : you’re a whore with a bow and arrow .

lilith: hey , harry , i like your top .

uma: i have a name !!

hades : the next person to say “mood” or “same” or “me” after i make a threat will be thrown out of the window onto the solid concrete

uma : mood

katherine : same

lilith : me

[in a horror movie, phone rings]

lilith : hello?

killer: i see you ...

lilith :

killer:

lilith : do i look good ?

audrey : you’re not sweating!

lilith : uh-huh.

audrey : how can you not be sweating ?

lilith : i don’t sweat.

audrey : Everyone sweats.

uma : not her.

vitani : lilith never sweats.

audrey : What do you mean she never sweats?

lilith : sweating is gross so i don’t do it.

whoever offers me the most money will receive the privilege of naming my tits.

lilith daemon , while intoxicated

lilith : i made some new friends today .

chernabog : that's nice dear .

lilith : yeah , we’re gonna meet up and do satanic rituals this weekend

anyone : fuck hades !

lilith : i'm trying !

#lilith daemon