they definitely said these things

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lilith: hey , harry , i like your top .

uma: i have a name !!

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harry: 🌞

uma: shut the fuck up.

gil: 🌞

uma: ily

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uma: you're an idiot .

harry: i'm your idiot .

harry, points at wedding ring : for-EVAH !

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uma: i'm cold .

harry: here , take my jacket !

katherine: i'm cold too .

hades: well damn , katherine , i'm not zeus ! i can't control the weather !

harry, keeps throwing all his clothes at uma: and my pants, and my shirt , and my socks ...

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Harry: Ugh, Gil is so needy.

Anyone that's not Uma: Ugh, they really are.

Harry, pulling out his hook: What the fuck did you just say about my husband?

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Charon: I have come to take you.

Gil: Hold up, let me check with Uma and Harry

Charon: It’s not a choic-

Gil: They said no.

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Celia: I mean, small creatures are way more vicious than big creatures. It’s because their anger has less space to be bottled up in.

Freddie: Ridiculous. Give me an example.

Carlos: Wasps.

Uma: Lionfish.

Harry: Carlos.

Gil: Uma.

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ophelia : I got a package from my father

cadfael : what’s in it?

ophelia : it seems heavy. Must be his disappointment in me

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carlos : harry , no.

harry : harry , yes.

gil : harry , no.

harry : harry , maybe…

uma : harry , no.

harry : harry , no.

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harry : that would be against my moral compass.

saffira : Your moral compass is a fucking roulette wheel.

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mal : i like a guy who’s environmentally aware.

ben , pointing outside : that’s a cloud.

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uma : can we cuddle?

hary: of course !!!

harry :

harry : you were talking to harriet , weren’t you?

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I get butterflies when I think about myself.

Chad Charming

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[PHONE RINGS]

harry , picks it up : lost revenge , cute one speaking.

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uma , upon hearing harry singing in the shower while she is trying to sleep : Will you quit singing!

harry : What?

uma : QUIT SINGING. IT’S LAME

harry : WOMAN

hary : WHEN I’M IN THE SHOWER, TWO THINGS GET TO BE FREE

harry : MY BALLS

harry : AND MY SOUL

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I’m bisexual and I’m confused. Not about being bisexual. I just never know what the fuck is going on

Gil Legume

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Give me attention.

Harry Hook , while lying down with his leg in the air