#lillith asks

[myheelsdontmatchmysweatpants]

Hey there! I absolutely LOVED your Shoji fic, I'm a huge simp for him! Would you be willing to write for him with a super bratty girlfriend / wife who is acting really clingy and pestering him for attention? If I misunderstood and you don't take requests I'm so sorry, please just delete this! But thank you very much if you do write this <3

I do take requests! but clearly it takes me AGES to reply to them. Here is some head cannons with nsfw mentions.

GN!reader x Mezo Shoji

He told you that he would spend time with you after his zoom meeting with his agency. "It's not gonna take that long, an hour at most."

You push out your lower lip and glare at him, you know for a fact that once he was done you would have his undivided attention. But you wanted it now.

First you take the power cord to the pc and hide it, making him late to the meeting

Then you pop into the office every 5 mins asking if he's done yet

He has already apologized to everyone else multiple times through out the meeting and kept his calm. Thankful that he decided to wear his face mask, at least they couldn't see him clenching his jaw in frustration

The last straw was when you walked past the room naked, which wouldn't have been that bad

except you walked very very slowly

knowing that, with his back to the door way, Shoji would see you in his camera, as would all of the other people in the meeting

Several people in the meeting react with wide eyes and red faces, others choke, but the ones that piss him off are the few that whistle or make other noises of approval. "I believe I am no longer needed for this meeting, so i'll be logging off."

Before anyone can argue he closes zoom screen (double checking to make sure it's closed) and stalks out of the office to find you (which doesn't take long.

you're in the bedroom giggling while laying down on the bed on your stomach, your feet up and crossed at the ankles. "I'm so glad i finally- oop."

Shoji has you in the air, held by several tentacles with your arms above your head and your legs spread open. "Yes darling," he growls, pulling down his mask to reveal his large mouth, teeth bared. ", you now have my attention."

You shiver at his tone, knowing you fucked up but all the more excited because of it.

"But lets see if having my attention is in your favor hmm?"

[myheelsdontmatchmysweatpants]

Ah another monster fucker I can yell at!

I've been very ✨Women✨ lately

And

ALL I can think of is two orc women fighting over me

Maybe eventually sharing me?

It sounds so so nice

oh OH

I have never thought of this but it will now be in my brain rent free

I just want to be fucked by something that has multiple cocks.... like, just fuckin RUIN ME

[myheelsdontmatchmysweatpants]

Lills! My darling sweet!! I love you so much and hope today is going better for you!!

Gor you ask game! If you don't mind answering 1975, perfume, and galaxy please!

Patchy, listen..... I love you with my whole heart. 💖

Here are my answers!

· 1975; if you could time travel to any time-period, what would it be and why? – The Classical era, specifically Ancient Greece or Ancient Rome. I would love to be able to see all the temples of the gods, art, pottery. All that history which is now broken down or falling apart in it’s prime? Priceless.

· Perfume; favorite scent? – That’s a good question, honestly it depends on my mood. If I’m feeling sad, I usually go for a lavender and/or chamomile scent. For some reason it relaxes me and lifts my spirits. If I’m feeling frustrated, I love sugary scents like coconut or apple cinnamon.

· Galaxy: what fascinates you? – Serial killers. Everyone has a moment in their lives where they off handedly think or say, “I could kill that person”. But serial killers think that and then actually do it. If I could, I would love to study them…. But then I would have to learn about their killings in detail and I think maybe not haha

[myheelsdontmatchmysweatpants]

Oooo library witch mom!

And egg flower soup? I've never heard of that one, is it good?

And a hand fasting? What's that?

But congratulations!

I'm such a sucker for weddings

Your partner is a VERY lucky person💕

Oh oh oh! I love that!

Lillith - Library Witch Mom

I call it egg flower soup but I think it's also hot and sour soup?

Handfasting is a Celtic wedding ritual where the hands are tied together to symbolize the binding of two lives.

And thank you! I love them very much!

[myheelsdontmatchmysweatpants]

Lilltih my love! I am here to end your boredom!!

But uh.... I don't have much to say...

Um. I was given a nice compliment by Mr. Retriever and Miss Swiss Miss saying that I look like a morden version of a fairytale princess so that was nice!

You're my princess though! 💛

That is the most accurate description I've heard of you and I love it so much!

Also ..... awwwww I love being your princess!!

[myheelsdontmatchmysweatpants]

Do you think Dabi would be a good stepdad to my kids?

I think it would take him sometime to not be worried about scaring them with his looks. He would also be scared of turning into his father. But I know you would be able to help him get through it!

[myheelsdontmatchmysweatpants]

I'm going to keep bugging you because I love you so much and as your ELDER its kinda in my job description. Oh and thanks for explaining to me what a URL is. It nice having a sister who went to college.

I DIDN'T EVEN FINISH

but you are very welcome

[myheelsdontmatchmysweatpants]

How would you feel about having Dabi as a brother-in-law?

Honestly as long as he can introduce me to Hawks I wouldn't care