Jan 24, 2021
*Sees a post made by someone 2 years younger than me*
What the flip does Pog mean?
Does this make me old?
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*Sees a post made by someone 2 years younger than me*
What the flip does Pog mean?
Does this make me old?
Like I know icons of profile pics can be whatever you want.
But in my minds eye sometimes "oh yes the person on the other side of this screen is totally a anthropomorphic cat, cartoon character or Owen Wilson"
and they post an actual picture of themselves brain goes "no not right. where dragon?" "Must rewire for this"
Sometimes when you're having a stressful day you just have to listen to the same song for 30 minutes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTgj1HxmUbg
Self care
Story time
(Its been a while but I just remembered this )
So I’m trying to be an good adult at my doctors office, waiting patiently in the room for him to come in. In this room they have an Alexa, cool I think. We don’t have one at home, thus I messed around with it. Goofy questions. Movie references. (the doctors not here yet so why not)
Then my juvenile self says “Alexa Fart”
Oh boy
Its funny the first 3 times But then She wont stop
Juicy ones, loud ones, squeaky ones
“ALexa STop” I beg, She continues cursing me with a cacophony of flatulence I rush over to the device, to attempt to shut her off. (I get embarrassed easily )
Then the doctor walks in sees, me angrily holding the office’s Alexa. All while it continues to fart and say“ for the whole pack of fart noises say Alexa buy farts.”
He walks out
Odd fears/things I was scared of from when I was younger
 Amish people (I’m so sorry I was like 10)
Skeletons (Evan the cartoon plastic kind, idk I loved scooby do) I didn’t watch Pirates of the Caribbean till I was like 13
The word Guts
The government taking me away
The Eyes at night
Pools at night (especially if they had a tarp or a fabric in them)
Big cities with crime
*Corupt* Small towns
The imaginary vampire that stared at me at night through my window
E.T
Looking back on my younger self, I was a bit weird....
My family a yearly tradition where we watch the Santa Clause with Tim Allen every year, and have the yearly Neil sweater search. 
So at this point I have not seen It’s A  Wonderful Yet life yet but I want to
So ma dad, instead of asking how much longer I’ll be in the bathroom
Slipped his phone playing All Star from Shrek under the door crack and walked off
Mind you I can’t reach it