There's a gift for Jaden on the ceiling of his bedroom.
A dildo suction cupped and super glued to the ceiling. Just a regular one, plain and simple.
The next one though was not. A little bigger with a curve and spines along the bottom. Both of them suction cupped and glued to the ceiling with a note between them.
'Something for your ass instead of the stick in it. :3'
"Lovely." The observation is made through the driest, most disgruntled tone of voice. Now, after spending all day babysitting and exorcising, he gets to pry those god damn things off his ceiling and dispose of them.
That's a later problem though. Right now, he needs sleep.













