#limerick contest

[themadmorrigan]

Writing a chapter that includes a dirty limerick contest. Even if I don't write a single sex scene in this fic, I'm pretty sure those poems be enough for the M/E-rating alone. That said, I'll put it to the world: who in this scene should have the filthiest limericks?

Choose the winner of a filthy limerick contest from these characters:

Tamlin

Lucien

Nesta

Feyre

Andras

Elain

Voting ended onJan 22, 2025

[ronnola]

1976 limerick contest results, 1977 viewers’ opinions

[poetryinvitational]

I Resolve

I resolve to be braver this year. That's easy, right? Face every fear! I'll bring extra pants Or leave shit up to chance And hope there are bathrooms quite near. —Marcella Hammer

[poetryinvitational]

Secrets Told to Van Gogh's Ear

What I tell you is secret, OK Vin? And I know you must hear this one often— But I get it, I do‚ and I'd cut off mine, too If I knew all you knew, made, and have been. —Marcella Hammer *Straight up inspired by VAN GOGH'S EAR.

[poetryinvitational]

There Once Was a Girl Who Could Rave

There once was a girl who could rave Her band necessarily slayed With a synth and a prance This singer could dance Her Grammys lined up all the way —Charles St. Anthony

[poetryinvitational]

There Once Was an Actress Called Mary

There once was an actress called Mary Whose stylist was always contrary. In lime green and plaid She always looked sad— From then on ole Mary was wary. —Charles St. Anthony

[poetryinvitational]

My Ankle

My ankle was cut open in three places. The surgeons did their work in phases -- first the two tendons, and then in went the screw. And what's the reason behind all this hullabaloo? No impulse control and too many pizzas. —Nayiri Krikorian

[poetryinvitational]

When Searching For a Writing Topic

When searching for a writing topic and all "deep" subjects seem bombastic, why not consider something time-honored— something classic, something cultured!— such as good old-fashioned dick. —Nayiri Krikorian