#limerrick

[rosyfinger]

RSDWC: Hold my beer

It’s just gonna be a little bit of a hassle

You’ll never see Rick showing fear!No threat he won’t meet with a sneer.He’ll face an attack,Shrug the coat off his back,And mumble, “Babe, just hold my beer.”

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[rosyfinger]

DWC: 'you' ve been licking the remote control for ten minutes now'

It’s About to Get a Whole Lot Weirder

I said, “Rick, you look just like a goat!”As the TV control bobbed on his throat:“Though it may not be synaptic,It’s sufficiently hapticIf my tongue gets to work the remote.”

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[rosyfinger]

rsdwc prompt - Rick's mouth

Comedy Comes in Threes

Sex with Rick holds a lot of appeal,But you’re not really sure of his deal:“Top, bottom, or vers?”His lips twist with a curse:“Just lie down and I’ll see how I feel.”

[rosyfinger]

DWC: roll for initiative/ saving throw

What’s this supposed to accomplish?

It was D-20 Rick’s turn to goI’d crushed him with my Awesome Blow“Just surrender,” I breathedAs my loins filled with need ...Then he made a deft saving throw!

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