#limestander95

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It is ABYSMALLY hilarious to me how often Monika suddenly appears whenever anyone is interacting slightly flirtatiously together like,

you can TELL she just ran across the clubroom to stop the conversation from progressing

also her stare adds so much, I swear to you

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yes man but instead of being yes man he's constantly either sleep deprived or high on every available drug, goes buy 'yeah guy' or 'okay dude'

I mean like look at him

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I just kinda appear back into people's lives randomly and dissapear afterwards not to be seen or contacted for eons onward reminder I do still, value yall as friends, never stopped really sorry for not being on tumblr in a while

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This is so, so stupid

I love it so much

It’s so dumb

I love it

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You caused this

I don’t

I don’t know what to say with this, to be honest with you

You did this

You got the Mognika post to 100 likes and reblogs

I DIDN’T think I’d actually yknow

Have to make it, but here

@ddlcbrainrot

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So,

we know this guy, this funky little fella, right? and we all remember him saying ["They told me NEVER NEVER EVER to disengage myself from my Management Rail. Or I would DIE. But we're out of options here. So... get ready to catch me, alright, on the off chance that I'm not dead the moment I pop off this thing."] right? now, before we go any deeper into this, lets think about the position Wheatley is WITH his Management Rail because, what does management rail imply? Personally, to me I see it as being both a show of his faint amount of power, and how he is CHAINED to it with his lack of freedom. The power he has over the humans in stasis isn't much, it's there and it's a responsibility, so it's some form of power he has. He has a shocking lack of control considering his position overseeing all remaining humans in stasis, but he has some amount of responsibility and power nonetheless. Now, whenever he properly introduces himself and takes control of the hotel room, I don't know how to describe it, but whenever he takes proper control of that, he makes his way to get to his goal of finding the portal gun, 'hacking' into the test chambers and demolishing a LOT of things in the process. He has a tendency to cover his reckless actions done primarily out of [presumably] lack of knowledge, or lack of patience to do things in a 'proper' way, as being more intelligently guided than they really are, 'hacking' the wall? yeah, nice way to save face there buddy, it's BASHED into! there's no hiding that you're trying to hide how your capabilities align with a moron or a brute by masking as someone more intellectually capable than you currently are, buddy. but anyhow, I'm getting sidetracked SO! we know how Wheatley does in positions of power, or, management and we know how he does have said management rail, right? now, back to the position of dying when detached this advice, likely WAS given honestly! because without outside help, he WOULD eventually die without being attached to it! and hell! he DID die whenever he was crushed via glados's claws [or at least his body was just, crushed, it aligns up slightly so that's all that matters] if he is ever detached from it, he'd die, right? well, we don't see him with much screentime on a management rail past that initial point, right?? right?

right??? oh yes, I'm ABSOLUTELY arguing that the Glados chassis is simply just a higher form of the management rail I mean, it's fairly in the name! really! Management he's the boss! after all and fairly, the rail thing? I don't have the main argument for the rail, but come on, the glados chassis and the management rail arm both look very similar But anyhow! back to the point I was making prior so, Wheatley controlling the management rail/hotel room 1. breaks a LOT of stuff 2. claims he's in control and he knows what he's doing 3. gets what he wants [partially] 4. disengages with said rail 5. dies [gets crushed] right? yeah? now lets see what happens to him when he gets up into higher management! 1. Breaks a LOT of stuff [core meltdown] 2. claims he's in control!

3. gets what he wants! [partially, via part five of his plan, and being let go! I mean he asked for it, might not fully have wanted it but hey I'm counting it] 4. disengages from his rail 5. dies [or is sentenced to death, by shooting off into space!]

So, fairly! the scientists were right! if he is to disengage from his management rail, he WILL die! I might not have expressed this the best, but, yknow

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To my mutuals

Okay but like what dimensions of a meat cube would you be able to reasonable consume in one meal [no drink]

what

1x1x1

2x2x2

3x3x3

4x4x4

5x5x5

6x6x6

7x7x7

8x8x8

other dimensions of the strange cube [comment]

Voting ended onOct 19, 2025

I'll put my answer in the comments dont worry

Also we will assume its properly cooked but you just have to eat a seasoned and maybe marinated cube of your assorted chosen caliber

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Me whenever I play with the stellaris holiday species pack and suddenly during the endgame I hear the signature siren call of the christmas crisis as santa himself deems the galaxy unfit before destroying my fleets and economy [my resources have all been converted into coal, which is a special resource deemed to be used to research the special project to increase my empires damage to santa by 25%]