#stellaris

[dragon-in-a-fez]

Stellaris wiki talking like my brain when I forget my meds 2 days in a row

[shamebats]

[sistersorrow]

Things like Sims eugenics and creating ghettos in Animal Crossing will always be more horrifying than 90% of the attrocities committed in games like Rimworld and Stellaris for the simple reason that they were never intended by the developers

Games like Rimworld and Stellaris have dedicated mechanics created to facilitate crimes against sapient life, but the developers of the Sims never expected that people would start selective breeding programs and lock their ugliest children in the basement art sweatshop

War Crime Simulators give you the horrors, but with these games, you had to look at the tools given to you and construct the horrors yourself

[alcormagnus]

Every grand strategy game has the Intensive Agriculture tech that gives +10% food production. Like, you thought agriculture was intense before? You won't BELIEVE what we do to plants now. It'll rock your shit.

[agonizedspacetrooper]

What do you mean superior maneuvers? Are they that much better than us that my own blurb is glazing them?

Did we just get fleet-mogged is that a thing that can happen????? What????????

Terran Accord win at anything challenge: fucking impossible. All we have is the cool flag

I bet they’re gonna hit my comms w some bullshit like after the espionage orgy incident. Any minute now some dickhead weed is gonna hop on the mic and hit my work radio with some bullshit like: “Oh petal your cute little ships are so beautiful. We loved watching them prance around amongst the stars~ Oh? That was a military exercise? Oh stars how adorable. You consider that scary? It looked like puppies frolicking in a field!”

I am NOT immune to ragebait

The real indomitable human spirit is the friends we made along the way and the fact that they have stuck with me in trying to survive as this fuck ass country.

[estrogenandspite]

Me in real life: All human rights must be protected at all costs. Any erosion of the rights of people anywhere should be treated as an attack on yours.

Me in strategy games: Okay lemme grab the Geneva Checklist

[frognecromancer]

what the hell even my hivemind is experiencing dysphoria