#limitlessphan

[waterdnp]

(2) it was all done and I had gauze in my mouth. I feel like people on YouTube might be faking their reactions because I didn't feel woozy at all, just sore and kinda grumpy because of the pain. Afterwards I had my mom drive me (No way was I even in any shape to drive) to Wal-Mart to get apple sauce, yogurt, pudding and water bottles (this would be my new diet for a bit) but I chose to stay in the car because I just felt annoyed

1. the fun part is that i’m literally not even going to have the ability to drive when i need my wisdom teeth out!!! isn’t that fucking great!!! i’m fucking 14!!! fuck me in the ass!!!

2. i really hope i don’t have a woozy reaction to anesthesia bc my main concern is being out of it and saying things i don’t want people to know,,,i’m honestly so terrified i’m going to tell my family about my tumblr and accidentally ruin so many aspects of my life,,,fuck man

3. excuse me bitch i didn’t see ice cream on that list and i damn well mean it i will live the rest of my life with the pain of my wisdom teeth if i don’t at least get to eat ice cream for a week afterwards 

[phansterdam]

I was gonna be all defensive about rhyming scone with cone and alone but then I remembered through/though/thought/cough and my argument was disintegrated

exactly logic doesn’t work because this is the english language we’re talking about when has anything ever made sense in this trainwreck of a language

[botanistlester]

limitlessphan replied to your post “isn't 20 a normal age to graduate college? not saying you're not smart...”

For us like... depending if you graduates high school at 17 or 18, if you take the minimum years for college you'll graduate at 20/21 (for skill trade jobs) or 21-26 (for degrees/long-education jobs like doctors/surgeons/vet/etc, if you pass successfully each year)

in this case, technically speaking, you can get an associates degree at around the age of 20! However, a bachelor’s degree is usually four years and most people are 18 when they finish high school, so it’d be about the age of 22 when they graduate. Some people graduate early, so they’re 21 instead which is p cool. If you go to graduate school then that can take another 3-6 years. So it just depends on what you go to school for tbh ^-^

[postlitany]

I always read your url as slices of olive I'm so sorry

honestly... who knows 

[waterdnp]

Are yours coming in? I had to get mine out because my mouth was too small. Actually, in the same day/procedure they pulled out 4 wisdom teeth and 4 other ones so that I could get braces and space my teeth out normally (like I said, small jaw). I choose to be put under because I'm really bad with dentist things... So I had an iv in my hand and fell asleep instantly and it felt like 10 seconds went past and when I woke up (1)

1. i think they are. i’ve been getting this tooth in the last couple of days and i remembered that they told me when i went to the dentist 6 months ago that i had all four wisdom teeth but they probably wouldn’t come in for a couple years. i was curious so i googled a diagram of the human mouth and counted the teeth and i’m 99.9% sure it’s a wisdom tooth. i have to go to the dentist next month and they’re going to find out and i’m so fucking scared. 

2. luckily i don’t need braces if i have to get them out it’ll JUST be the wisdom teeth but it’ll probably be all four so yeah i don’t get a side of my mouth that i can chew on :,)

3. wait you can CHOOSE to be put under?? half the reason i’m scared shitless is anesthesia... 

4. oh no not an iv those scare me needles scare me nonononono fuck no i’ve never been in the hospital i’ve never had an iv i’ve never had anesthesia all that stuff fucks me up fuck no

[waterdnp]

(4) i would choose getting them pulled out over keeping them any day. The pain they gave me in my mouth would last forever, while the surgery was temporary and after a while it would just be a little pain that I could tolerate when I ate and eventually went away. I'm so thankful because I was able to have braces and move my teeth to the right spot and now I'm not afraid to smile with teeth showing in pictures and I don't feel so self conscious!

i don’t have any pain right now other than the typical pain of a tooth coming in, but i seriously doubt i’ll get lucky enough for that to work for all four teeth. i don’t want braces and i honestly don’t care how my teeth look, i just don’t fucking want anesthesia. 

[waterdnp]

(3) ngl it took a while for me to start eating solid food again and it wasn't the chewing that hurt, it was swallowing harshly because idk I guess it pulled on my back gums. They gave me a little device to spray water on the gums where the wisdom teeth were because it's a little dip and food would get stuck there. Having the teeth pulled out made my mouth feel sore, made me feel frustrated/annoyed/negative in general but

1. don’t you have to like gargle salt water or some shit i’m not looking forward to that

2. oh fun so there’s two types of pain so that i can’t eat fun fun fun

[phansterdam]

English is pretty much just German/french/ and Latin words and the conjugations and pronunciations literally have no consistency. And depending on where your from/your accent, things get pronounced differently and tbh idek which pronunciation is right

you really only need to read the first few lines of this poem to understand that english really is a stupid language