#liml joel

[aresonist]

Hello! I don’t know if you do requests so pls ignore this if you don’t but maybe Smallishbeans? (Possibly the bad boys?)

Have a lovely day, your art is amazing!

[listener-symphony]

SL!Scott: Joel, why do you hate me?

SL!Joel: Well, for one thing, you killed me. And my wife.

SL!Scott: That wasn’t my fault. You hated me before that anyways right?

SL!Joel: Hmm… yeah, actually, I was pretty excited when I got that task to kill you. So, I think I hated you before Secret Life even began.

SL!Scott: Okay, I’ll ask the Joel before you then.

SL!Scott: Do you know why Joel hates me?

LimL!Joel: Well, for starters, you killed me.

SL!Scott: (Again…?) So was that the start of it then? Because my Joel hated me from the beginning.

LimL!Joel: No, I hated you the whole time too. I think you’re just really not likable, Scott.

SL!Scott: Hm, maybe something happened before Limited Life then…

SL!Scott: Hey, did something happen between me and you in your season to make you hate me forever or something?

DL!Joel: Ehh, not really. We didn’t really have any major issues… but I didn’t like you anyways.

SL!Scott: Dang, so this goes really deep… Maybe something in Last Life caused it!

SL!Scott: Do you, uh, know why all the future Joels don’t like me…?

LL!Joel: Well, to begin with, you KILLED me,

SL!Scott: (AGAIN? Wow, I’ve killed this guy a lot… but is that really the reason? He’s still ranting, I get a sense he hated me before I killed him…)

LL!Joel: ..you’re smelly, you’re ugly, you’re annoying, you-

SL!Scott: So are you saying you hated me since the beginning???

LL!Joel: Oh, yeah, I guess you could say that.

SL!Scott: (Something must’ve happened between us in 3rd Life that caused him to hate me forever, then… time to ask. Maybe I should’ve asked him first, we are neighbors.)

SL!Scott: Hey there, uh, Joel! Did something happen between you and, uh, Scott?

3L!Joel: …What do you mean.

SL!Scott: Well, it seems like every Joel after you hates every Scott. Do you?

3L!Joel: …

3L!Joel: …yes

SL!Scott: Okay… So what happened between you two? Why do you hate him so much?

3L!Joel: …It’s not… uh… Nothing happened between us, really. I think I just… inherently… disliked him.

SL!Scott: For real? Dang, all this questioning only to find out that whatever made Joel not like me was probably something that happened before the death games, meaning we’ll never know the reason… guess I just have to accept it as part of life… Or get him some therapy or something.

[listener-symphony]

Who do you think has the most consistent personality over the seasons? Who has the least?

-Saph

LimL!Pearl: Well, a lot of people can be pretty consistent, and the least consistent is far more interesting-

LimL!BigB: Gem is the most consistent.

LimL!Pearl: I… hm… I guess so.

LimL!Jimmy: Well us Jimmys are pretty consistent I think! Aside from the first one, we have pretty similar attitudes-

LimL!Grian: And you’re all bad at everything

LimL!Joel: And you’re all obsessed with Rancher Tango…

LimL!Jimmy: I- Hey- No we’re not- Come on boys!!!

SL!Grian: I don’t think the Grians are that consistent. Well, maybe I’m wrong, actually, we all seem a little playful… except maybe the winner one…? He’s weird. Oh, and the soulbound one, can’t forget him…

LimL!BigB: There’s a BigB Clubhouse where we all hang out and we’re pretty similar I think. I dunno if we’re like, the most consistent, since we all have our quirks, but probably up there…?

LimL!Pearl: The Joels are somewhat inconsistent actually, sure they all enjoy violence, but they’ve got their own unique relationships and… uh… now that I think about it, the loneliness, yearning, and scary relationships are pretty consistent.

LimL!Joel: EXCUSE ME?! What gives YOU the right to speak about all the Smallishbeans like that?! Maybe I’ll judge the Pearls! You’re all CLINGY! That’s consistent!

LimL!Pearl: …you know? That’s kind of true…

[listener-symphony]

(Yep understood)

I'm gonna send everyone a sleeping bag then

*sends everyone a sleeping bag and a pillow*

I also imagine it would be quite funny for everyone to just randomly have a sleeping bag appear in front of them lmao

-Curiosity (Kiya)

meanwhile

LimL!Jimmy: You’re going to be trapped here with us for a while, so you better get comfortable-

SL!Tango: *sleeping bag materializes in hands*

LimL!Jimmy: …

SL!Tango: I’m doing it, I’m getting comfortable

LimL!Jimmy: how… has he done this…

LimL!Joel: You idiot we all have one

[listener-symphony]

Hi, hello! My name is Raven! How’re are y’all doing?

-Raven

LimL!Pearl: Hi Raven, we’re doing alright! Just showing you funny little fairies or whatever you are around!

LimL!BigB: Yeah and hopefully NOT going anywhere dangerous-

LimL!Jimmy: DANGER IS HERE!!!

LimL!Joel: BAD BOYS!!!

LimL!Grian: HEY GUYS!!!

LimL!Pearl: Oh hey! Grian!

*LimL!Jimmy suddenly stands in front of LimL!Grian*

LimL!Grian: Oh my gosh Tim, I’ve told you I’m not leaving the Bad Boys!

LimL!BigB: You know it’s nice to see you guys and all, but, WE HAVE ONLY SEEN LIMITED LIFE PEOPLE. (Another reason to not see Martyn and Scott in the Tides of Time…)

SL!Grian: I’m here too.

LimL!Pearl: Oh! Hi! Why?

SL!Grian: They kidnapped me.

LimL!Pearl: Ah… not again…

[traffic-series-after-life]

Oh! I can agree with that Jungle wood is definitely at the bottom of my list

I just don't like the tint of it It's weird to look at y'know?

-Kiya

liml Joel: birch is still worse

[traffic-series-after-life]

also on the topic of wood can we all agree jungle is the worst

liml Joel: no

[traffic-series-after-life]

ooh joel vs gem would be a good match though i think ll joel would be a better fighter among the joels

liml Joel: pfft, i could fight anyone and win!

sl Tango: not Gem

sl Scott: Gem could beat you