#sl joel

[mydiabolicalplan]

theyre in love trust me

[listener-symphony]

SL!Scott: Joel, why do you hate me?

SL!Joel: Well, for one thing, you killed me. And my wife.

SL!Scott: That wasn’t my fault. You hated me before that anyways right?

SL!Joel: Hmm… yeah, actually, I was pretty excited when I got that task to kill you. So, I think I hated you before Secret Life even began.

SL!Scott: Okay, I’ll ask the Joel before you then.

SL!Scott: Do you know why Joel hates me?

LimL!Joel: Well, for starters, you killed me.

SL!Scott: (Again…?) So was that the start of it then? Because my Joel hated me from the beginning.

LimL!Joel: No, I hated you the whole time too. I think you’re just really not likable, Scott.

SL!Scott: Hm, maybe something happened before Limited Life then…

SL!Scott: Hey, did something happen between me and you in your season to make you hate me forever or something?

DL!Joel: Ehh, not really. We didn’t really have any major issues… but I didn’t like you anyways.

SL!Scott: Dang, so this goes really deep… Maybe something in Last Life caused it!

SL!Scott: Do you, uh, know why all the future Joels don’t like me…?

LL!Joel: Well, to begin with, you KILLED me,

SL!Scott: (AGAIN? Wow, I’ve killed this guy a lot… but is that really the reason? He’s still ranting, I get a sense he hated me before I killed him…)

LL!Joel: ..you’re smelly, you’re ugly, you’re annoying, you-

SL!Scott: So are you saying you hated me since the beginning???

LL!Joel: Oh, yeah, I guess you could say that.

SL!Scott: (Something must’ve happened between us in 3rd Life that caused him to hate me forever, then… time to ask. Maybe I should’ve asked him first, we are neighbors.)

SL!Scott: Hey there, uh, Joel! Did something happen between you and, uh, Scott?

3L!Joel: …What do you mean.

SL!Scott: Well, it seems like every Joel after you hates every Scott. Do you?

3L!Joel: …

3L!Joel: …yes

SL!Scott: Okay… So what happened between you two? Why do you hate him so much?

3L!Joel: …It’s not… uh… Nothing happened between us, really. I think I just… inherently… disliked him.

SL!Scott: For real? Dang, all this questioning only to find out that whatever made Joel not like me was probably something that happened before the death games, meaning we’ll never know the reason… guess I just have to accept it as part of life… Or get him some therapy or something.

[traffic-series-after-life]

welcome to the afterlife, how are you feeling pearlo?

~fray

Jimmy: Pearls down there!

Pearl: hello up there!

Joel: Pearl!

Mumbo: her legs are hurt!

Bdubs: We're coming to help!!

[mydiabolicalplan]

mumbos the worst kind of autistic

[traffic-series-after-life]

time for someone to be proven wrong in 3 . . . 2 . . . 1 . . .

~fray

Joel: like thats going to wor-

Gem: Noo!!!

Scott: Gem!

[traffic-series-after-life]

Alright we're in the top 3 now! Who do you think is gonna win??

Also hi Scott!

-Kiya

Scott: hi

Bdubs: Pearls going to come through and win!

Impulse: no, Gem will

Joel: no Pearl will.

Scott: Gems going to win.

Etho: anyone else think Scar will?

[traffic-series-after-life]

Eyy Bdubs is here!

Now the next person should be here in about 5 seconds?

-Kiya

Bdubs: eh?

Joel: NO!

Bdubs: AHHH!!

[listener-symphony]

Welp I got nothing more to be curious about with you two

So if you don't want to talk about anything else I will be on my way

-Curiosity (Kiya)

SL!Joel: uhhhh…….. no, I guess I’m fine