Jul 17
LinkedIn Notification:
"Someone viewed your profile." 👀
Me:
"Recruiter... please be a recruiter..." 🤞😂
Turns out...
It's me checking my own profile.
seen from United States
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seen from United States
LinkedIn Notification:
"Someone viewed your profile." 👀
Me:
"Recruiter... please be a recruiter..." 🤞😂
Turns out...
It's me checking my own profile.
Monday:
"I'm going to work hard and stay focused." 💪
Monday at 10:17 AM:
Checking LinkedIn because maybe there's a better job. 👀😂
Me: "There are thousands of jobs online. Finding one should be easy." 🤩
Also me after opening job portals:
❌ 5 Years Experience Required ❌ Immediate Joiner Needed ❌ Position Closed
Me: closes laptop dramatically 😭
Find active opportunities here 👇
LinkedIn:
"At 22, he built a million-dollar company." 🚀
Me at 22:
Trying to remember the password to my Naukri account 💀
Me: "I'll apply to just 5 jobs today." 😊
3 hours later
Applied: 62 jobs ✅ Energy: 0% ❌ Replies: 0 📩
LinkedIn:
"Thrilled to announce..." 🎉
"Honored to share..." 🚀
"Proud to reveal..." ⭐
Me:
Just trying to find a job and pay my bills 💀
Applying for jobs be like:
❌ Not enough experience
❌ Overqualified
❌ Position closed
❌ No response
Recruiter: "We found your profile interesting."
Me: "FINALLY! A worthy opponent!" ⚔️💀
Me: "I'll take a short break from job hunting." 😊
Also me 7 minutes later:
Checking LinkedIn ✔️ Checking Naukri ✔️ Checking Indeed ✔️ Checking Gmail ✔️
Still no new messages 💀