#linkrambles

[askautisticlink]

beads and king cake be upon ye

Oh wow! That cake looks really delicious!

... Why is there a tiny baby in the middle of the cake?

[askautisticlink]

Is Revali has a job full time, do you not work anymore? Do you have savings to coast for a while, or is he the breadwinner?

I still have my job as Zelda's personal knight, but as I don't live with her anymore, she calls me when she needs me. It also doesn't pay...

Other than that, I do odd jobs here and there, and since I don't really use my money, I have a lot saved up that I just store in my Slate.

I feel like I'd be too bored if I didn't have these odd jobs. However, with them not being consistent, it's nice because it means I can have time to myself or with Revali when he takes a day off. I struggle being around people, especially when they expect me to talk instead of using the Slate, it's draining.

So, yeah, some days I fill my schedule up with jobs from all around Hyrule ranging from errands to fighting monsters. Some days I can only handle a few, or I just don't bother.

[askautisticlink]

Link!! You should go to the spirit realm quick, your boyfriend is having the shit beaten out of him by Raphica over the fact he muddled up those eggs. He might not survive this one yo!

I…don't think I can just show up in the Spirit Realm. Raphica would have to summon me there. But…

I'm starting to grow concerned that he's taking things too far in his "lessons". Revali fixed his mistake, is it really a lesson if all you're doing is constantly beating the person down for it?

Just as well, Raphica's dead… It's starting to become annoying that he's meddling with things in the present.

[askautisticlink]

Why don't you try to win him back? Try baking a pie, I hear the stomach is key to a man's heart, and you're a good baker.

Granted he doesn't deserve a pie, he's being a dickwad and I'd personally spit in it, but we can tell you wanna talk to him and it might give you an in.

I heard he's planning on running away from Rito Village so you probably wanna find him quick or he might disappear into the wilderness and never come back.

I already know about his plan to go do...whatever it is he said he was going to do.

Sorry if this sounds like me giving up, but why should I? Why should I try to win him back?

I didn't break up with him. I didn't cheat on him, which is usually the case of "trying to win them back" comes from if my shitty memories are anything to go off of.

If he's being serious I'm not going to try and force him to be in a relationship he doesn't want, that makes everyone miserable.

He'll have to come to me if he wants me back, I only have one answer for him and about 50 questions.

[askautisticlink]

Are you a back sleeper or a side sleeper? Do you snore, or move around a lot in your sleep, or do you sleep dead still?? Do you or Vali ever wake eachother up? I know you don't sleep much, but when you do, is there anything that helps you doze off?

Oh Goddesses, I toss and turn WAY too much to know my preferences on how I lay. I can sleep in pretty much any position when I can sleep.

Oh, he wakes me much more than I wake him. But if I do wake him, it's...usually because I had a nightmare...

I've tried a few different things to try and help, and they've all helped a little. The only thing that's helped consistently is, well, cuddling with Revali. We've begun sharing a hammock recently.

Between the feeling of safety in his presence and his soft feathers that help keep me warm, it's hard not to fall asleep. I have less nightmares now.

[askautisticlink]

What does it feel like to kiss someone without a beak? Does Revali have any Rito equivalents of kissing he does back to you?

Did you mean "with a beak"?

Well, it's...different from kissing a Hylian. Rito beaks are hard and not malleable. I guess it's like kissing a smooth rock? I don't really know how to describe it, words aren't my friend right now.

He does! Sometimes, he'll rub his beak against me, it's really cute. But don't tell him I told you, he'll deny it. ;3

[askautisticlink]

Hello Link! Do you have any plans with your boyfriend this week? Also have you heard from Mipha lately? I know she was going through a tough time last month.

No plans, Revali's usually busy with work, but we do get time together!

Yeah, I talk to her fairly often through the Slate. she always says that she hates mating season. However, it's over now. She's simply been busy is all! I'm sure if you send her an ask, she'll respond.

[askautisticlink]

What's your favorite kind of meat? I know most of Rito Village seems to like poultry (...weird), and Revali has stated a preference for fish. Do you have a preferred protein?

It depends on the day, but generally red meat! It's not hard to get here either as there are moose and rhinos in Hebra and the Tabantha Tundra, but they are harder to take down. Even I have to get a few good shots in before they go down, a multi-shot bow usually makes quick work of them.

I also like crab meat, goes nice with rice, but they're harder to get in Rito Village.