#lionbreeze

[bramblewhisker]

Breezepelt: Should we really still be seeing each other like this? Now that we know about-

Lionblaze: Shhh. The lion does not concern himself with our common parentage.

Breezepelt: You've called yourself "the lion" six times tonight, are you okay?

[bearfrosts]

yall ever see two gay men and think yeah this is nice but it could be better if they were cats from my cat books

[bramblewhisker]

LionBreeze that actually picks up steam after the parentage reveal because the forbidden nature of the relationship was already a big motivating factor for both of them so once it becomes doubly forbidden they're all over each other every spare moment they can find away from duties.

[bramblewhisker]

"I can't fucking stand you," meowed Lionblaze with a snarl.

"You sure can stand fucking me though, can't you," jeered Breezepelt from beneath him.

[bramblewhisker]

Jayfeather: Are you fucking Breezepelt?

Lionblaze: W-what? Why would I-

Jayfeather: You are, aren't you?

Lionblaze: Well... look-

Jayfeather: I can't believe you. He tried to kill me.

Lionblaze: What?

Jayfeather: He jumped me at the Moonpool!

Lionblaze: You mean... he was on top of you?

Jayfeather: I don't like how you're asking that.

Lionblaze: It's just... I've been trying to get that to happen to me for a moon now...

[bramblewhisker]

"How do you feel about Lionblaze and Breezepelt dating?"

Jayfeather: I can't understand why anyone would want to date either of them, so good for them I guess.

Hollyleaf: I am full of rage at this flaunting of the warrior code, but Lionblaze seems so happy, so I will stay my claws... for now.

Brambleclaw: He's what? With who????

Crowfeather: *finishes 5th beer* Whatever.

Leafpool: Oh StarClan forgive me... I mean, as long as they're happy....

Heathertail: AHGDDFKDFAASGSF 🥵🥵🥵

[bramblewhisker]

Last anon gave me an idea...

Breezepelt has been seeing both Lionblaze and Jayfeather off-and-on. It's complicated, because he didn't get along with either of them as apprentices, but trouble at home and seeing them frequently along the border and at Gatherings, stuff just sort of happened. They're both cats he can be himself around.

Lionblaze and Jayfeather eventually figure out that they've been sneaking out to meet the same cat when Lionblaze tries to "surprise" him during a time he was already with Jayfeather. It's very awkward and both relationships get rocky. Someone (maybe a fourth cat... Heathertail?) floats the idea that they could all just date at once? Like why try to manage these two relationships when you could just be a big throuple.

"That won't work, we're brothers," Lion and/or Jay insists.

So things are rocky for a while but persist in some form. Then, the big reveal happens and stuff gets wild.

A bit thereafter, Breezepelt and Jayfeather were going to meet up for the first time in a while. Lionblaze tags along.

"I thought you said we couldn't do the throuple thing?"

"Well, I guess we're all brothers now, so... fuck it."

[bramblewhisker]

Lionblaze and Breezepelt both get invited to the same New Year's Eve party. They spend most of the time avoiding each other and hanging out in different rooms, shooting each other flares when they pass. Several drinks later, it's nearly midnight and they are both annoyed, as Heathertail left early to drive home a friend who partied too hard. They argue over which of them she would've wanted to kiss at midnight, each bragging about how good of a kisser they are and doubting the others' claims. When midnight strikes they're full-on making out.