#lionfluff

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smallgoose

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I've solved it

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guys I need help. I need help it's 2026 and I still can't perceive 1x2. that's how bad my math is. I do not see the vision. I've been wandering around this fandom for twenty six godforsaken slutty years wondering what the fuck everyone is talking about. i'm mystified by the Duo Maxwell that everyone on earth seems to know except me. I like Duo! Neat guy! No relation to the Duo I keep meeting at my friends' houses! Who is this boy? He seems nice! Where's he from? Where did you find him? I dunno! I have never known! And the truest ship of the fandom's truest heart is 1x2! I feel like I have fundamentally missed a cue that was obvious to the rest of humanity! It is twenty twenty six! Help me! Explain it to me like I was a child. A child whose favorite character was Treize Khushrenada; an alien child deposited into a human classroom at nine years old who accidentally imprinted on the adult war criminal in a cast of more age-appropriate pretty boys. Explain it to me. Is there hope for me doctor. Can I ever be normal. How bad is it. What supplement am I missing. Give me eyes that I may see the 2's multiplication table starting at 1.

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Mr. Treize "I'm In Love With All My Friends And My Friends All Hate Each Other" Khushrenada

[tinyozlion]

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terrible week, time for supreme eyebrow kitty adventures

all the bath friends

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never forget what they stole from us 😤

All the new Frozen Teardrop art is trying to rob Zechs of his rightful girth. They shrink-wrapped him. They dehydrated my boy. I can't forgive, won't forgive.

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WHO IS THIS. WHO IS HE?

Heero Yuy has never nailed a landing once in his LIFE. This dude deployed his parachute like a guy who cares whether he lives or dies. He tucked and rolled like someone who wants to keep his bones and joints and skeleton safe. The REAL Heero Yuy would not do a safety roll. The real Heero Yuy does not care about his skeleton. He'd launch himself at the ground skull-first and hit every rock on the way down like a goddamn pachinko ball. He would tank the fall damage and walk it off like god intended. Who is this imposter? He knows how to smile and wears fashionable jeans and a hoodie like a real boy. I don't trust him. This is a False Yuy, and I will not be taken in by his lies.