#liquidlaff

[shiftkey-blog]

liquidlaff replied to your post: liquidlaff replied to your post: ...

im a dusty bastard

[shiftkey-blog]

i'm not going on anon because i'm devoid of shame so just wanted to ask if you could list all the reasons i'm the best thanks xx

oh i get it i see what you were going for here you expected me to give you a sassy answer but you know what?? i’m going to take this seriously 1. you are immediately down for any stupid plans i ever make 2. you accept my lingering emo nostalgia even if you don’t understand it3. excellent sense of humor 10/104. i know you don’t like being used for your height but it is nice to have you around to reach things5. you make me feel a lot less awkward than i usually do so thanks for that6. also congratulations on your face

[shiftkey-blog]

liquidlaff replied to your post: okay i promise i will do the rest of these birth...

mine took a lot out of you and i understand why

it’s practically nothing but taurus capricorn and gemini all the way down you have like no fire or water in there except for your rising sign what HAPPENED

[shiftkey-blog]

april 21, 1988 in perth, australia at like? 3am or something

wow yours is……interesting

Sun: Taurusyou’re dependable and live through your senses. you work hard and you can be very stubborn. you can also be materialistic and you consider the people in your life to be yours on some level as well.Moon: Geminiyou’re easily bored by routine, with an underlying restlessness and a way with words. you’re versatile and adaptable but can be moody. Mercury: Taurusyou’re faithful to your ideas and persistent, deliberate and very smart. you learn best by doing. you can be withdrawn.Venus: Geminiyou’re playful and hard to pin down, but once you do you enjoy a relationship with good conversation that stimulates you intellectually. you like everything that is beautiful and are generally a very good mediator.Mars: Aquariusyou have a very original view of the world and you’re very creative about getting what you want. willful, clever, values freedom and individuality. Jupiter: Taurusyou attract the most good fortune when you are generous and patient. you can overdo things and are rarely satisfied with your achievements.Saturn: Capricornscrupulous, honest, correct. weaknesses: disappointment and bitterness. i don’t like that this told you you’re right all the time :(Uranus: Capricornyour mission in society and the world means everything to you.Neptune: Capricorndiscerning, wise and sensible.Pluto: Scorpiopluto signs represent the entire generation you were born in and pluto in scorpio indicates great emotional upheaval, sexual revolution, new ways of expression.Ascendant: Piscesyou have a chameleon like persona because you’re so open and resist any kind of labeling. you have an irresistible charm and gravitate towards a stable partner. dreamy, restless, searching.

[shiftkey-blog]

liquidlaff replied to your post “i'm not going on anon because i'm devoid of shame so just wanted to...”

fuck i'm so touched

:’)

[shiftkey-blog]

liquidlaff replied to your photo “sports bra/stupid pants sunday”

dan mitski your bobbie s

you can’t even SEE THEM they’re a uniboob in there 

[shiftkey-blog]

liquidlaff replied to your post: you may be disappointed if you feel but you are...

aggro much?

listen i read it wrong it’s fine

[shiftkey-blog]

liquidlaff replied to your post: no one was supposed to know about my cover of...

our*

i did most of the work because i actually know the lyrics unlike some people i could name