Okay hear me out on Hyperdagger.
I say, pulling out all the conversation i had with my oomf.
Okay so like, it's mostly just a crackship but we actually got super into it and now we just came up with angst BULLSHIT!!! Also alot of headcanons shoved in.
Pastlaser meeting Ice Dagger during his time getting lost in a snowstorm okay. Okay? And then like, they kinda just became friends, Pastlaser doesn't know that much about the swords due to how Blackrock sorta operates but like he knows the names, not the appearnaces that well. Ice Dagger not being well know adds onto it. Ice Dagger putting on a disguise to help inphernals who got lost in Blackrock and grew interest in Pastlaser. Pastlaser kept bumping into Ice Dagger on occasions and slowly started to interact often. They usually meet up in a secluded area in the forest, yeah. They had really cool stuffs to share :]
Ice Dagger would often give them flowers from parts that cannot be accessed to due to how dangerous it is on those parts of Blackrock. Oguhh, Hyperlaser lying on his hospital bed with a vase full of those flowers by the window. It looks so unnatural to due how cold Blackrock is and can be mistaken for lab grown flowers.
Dude, Hyperlaser questioning why Ice Dagger stayed despite the amount of changes he went through, shouldn't they like part ways. Ice Dagger just holding his hand and telling him that despite the amount of changes he's still himself on the inside.
Hyperlaser and Ice Dagger still going to the same place they met, Hyeprlaser sometimes brining Ice Dagger food he tried cooking on his own, its not that good but it's something edible. Ice Dagger tearing up from the fact someone actually gave them something without like . lik you kno.. i kd i do that know how to describe it. as equal or smt. Ice Dagger constantly bombarding him with flowers and compliments. Sometimes gifting the mercenary something aswell.
Ice Dagger getting confronted by Hyperlaser once he found out that he's been talking to a literal deity?? Ice Dagger would panic so much until like like Hyperlaser reassures them. Dude just imagine like afterwards, Ice Dagger just left their status of being a deity and then like went to live with Hyperlaser in his apartment, taking care of princess when he's not around.
Dude. Dude hold on dud. Them cuddling in bed with Princess in the morning when Hyperlaser doesn't have duties. Dude. Oh my god. Ice Dagger just holding onto Hyperlaser for dear life.
ANYTHING BUT WORKING ON SUBLASER DAILIES - Chain
Okay dude stfu??? Anywahs holy shit I reached flow state??m
Ice Dagger being there to comfort Hyperlaser when he feels stressed.. Hyperlaser trying his best to comfort Ice Dagger when they're dealing with their own problems. dueeeeedddddd........... Hyperlaser just ranting to Ice Dagger about stuff..
I just imagine like, Hyperlaser gets sick if he like hugged Ice Dagger for too long and then Ice Dagger has to be there to make sure he doesn't neglect his own sickness . DUDE.. I A M NOT NORMAL.
Dude Hyperlaser genuinely feeling concerned about the fact Ice Dagger just abandoned their deity duties. Dude... okay IM OKAY.. I THOUGHT "i could spread a lil Hyperdagger propaganda" and genuinely locked in on accident.
Holy shit you DID lock in. This is going on The List pronto
