Ten things "we" should no longer do in 2014, on Facebook.
Ten things “we” should no longer do in 2014 on Facebook:
1. Announce your breakup to makeup via Facebook. This is really for those couples who have been together forever but break up every three months because you really just want attention and she/he not giving you enough.
1a. Those who just met last week, please don’t put that you are in relationship if you don’t know their middle name and all they kids middle names.
2. Only post pictures on Throwback Thursday.
3. Accept an invite for an event that have no intention of going to, never mind that it’s 15 states away from you. And then you got the audacity to ask what time it starts and what’s the dress code.
4. Put your entire address, phone number and social security number on Facebook. In this day and age, you asking to be robbed.
5. Catfished. Seriously there is no way in Sam Hell for you to be in a relationship with someone for two years and have never met and only talk through FB or text. Both of ya’ll hiding something.
6. Quit logging into sites via your Facebook account and wondering why your account got hacked. You are the reason why.
7. I’m going to need you to monitor your crazy just a little bit better and stop posting your every thought. Also stay on your meds, quit being cheap and taking a pill every other day so the prescription lasts a little bit longer. If you not on pills, consider some.
8. If all your stats contain 50/11 cuss words, n*gga, and short hand text that only you understand. You are just flat out banned in 2014.
9. Posting pictures of ugly food, ugly babies and scary partners. Sorry. We all thinking it.
10. And last but NOT least…Stop sharing links to stories that are fake as if it’s the truth. i.e anything on theonion.com or Creambmp.com. Take two extra seconds to think! Ain’t no 8 months pregnant chick playing basketball in the pro’s and no one robbed Michael Jordan for Gamma 11’s (them joints is ugly by the way, just like the 50/11 other Jordans).