#literalgerm

[literalgerm]

you guys did it. you saved the horse. plinko no more. he is home.

[science-bastard]

skulls look like the tectonic plate map. please fix this asap.

Human Patch Notes 8/30/2022

+ polished skulls to make them smooth like sharks and remove resemblance to tectonic plate maps

+ added fangs for sexy

+ fixed bug that would cause unintentional clipping through different dimensions

- removed appendix

- removed Herobrine

[literalgerm]

why does cream cheese hate being spread on a bagel I just want to explode

[literalgerm]

I am convinced bill wurtz has a shitposting account on here somewhere. He is one of us.

[literalgerm]

[science-bastard]

hello, it is I... your apprentice. I come to you seeking answers. The first ingredient in goldfish crackers are "smiles". How are they harvesting enough to keep up with production?

ah my dear underling! i can provide many answers to many questions.

the smiles are induced daily through ingestion by the collection population and harvested when they drop to the ground fully ripe (the smiles, not the collection population). the smiles then undergo chemical processing to make them something that the human digestive system can process and absorb nutrients from.

[literalgerm]

advice on teaching myself russian?

[literalgerm]

my youtube algorithm is direct representation of my flow of thoughts. they've done well. too well.