#literally gagging

[oprahsfriendgayle]

[disgustingtoast]

Gaz kinda a baddie for that 'hanging out of a helicopter and obliterating every AQ soldier' schtick

[samanthanicoleex3]

Good morning to everyone except the dunkin guy who put splenda in my coffee and SOILED IT 🙃

I wasted my birthday coupon on this too 😞

[projectilemeltdown]

I’m fucking feeling my oats tonight

[astrolots]

I need dick so bad. Well just a little bit anyway

[lemonaayyee]

i’m trying to watch new girl but the second hand embarrassment is absolutely killing me

[jacktwist2005]

trying to go to bed and then I remember the ppl lick too story

[faerociousbeast]

ew i forgot i have to be the one to deal with the summer school shit now ughghhguug UGH