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[bigstrongboss]

my blog is fine and my posts are normal

[qi-mera]

More of you need to learn about these ☝️

[jadenebula]

[apolladay]

Bring the hyperspecific poll trend back?

Currently have two fridges in the house within viewing distance of each other

Have never broken a bone but have dislocated both knees

Currently the 9 o’clock hour (am or pm)

The closest object to the left is a water bottle

Own exactly 9 hats

Will be moving in the next month

Have never had someone accurately guess my age

Was once ironically gifted a 1.5 foot stuffed Jesus Christ

Once flew cross country with no notice for a concert on a whim

Some of these (which?)

All of these (??)

None of these

Remaining time: 4 days 15 hours

[itsapmseymour]

Still wrapping my head around the fact the phrase "Hold Your Horses" is a play on the word Stable...

To be stable.

[zzoupz]

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[actuallyapathy]

obsessed w how none of these are the real origin of the phrase

[swanpaw]

[dogpuppy]

[squirrelly-13]

they got married btw

[visit-me-here-in-wonderland]

oh you’re not kidding

[beholdingslut]

in absolute tears about the pride module at my work

[dikdikpronouncedxylophone]

[bigfoots-biggest-fan]

HOLY SHIT GUYS, I WAS INSPIRED BY THIS POST TO TRY MAKE THE SONG AND YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE THE SCREAM I SCRUMPT WHEN I DRAGGED THE TRAINING AUDIO OVER THE BACKING TRACK AND IT LINED UP PERFECTLY

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Tempted to actually put this on spotify so I can secretly stream it at work...

Tagging @batshit-auspol because as an Australian you're the only big account I know who might share (sorry).

[punkrorschach]

happy first day of pride everyone

[fishwithoneeye]

Deciding to start watching Madoka Magica because I saw Homura in a dream then realising that’s exactly how the actual anime begins has been a mildly concerning way to start my morning

[internetgreatesthits]

[mono-red-menace]

[naturecalls111]

kakashi did something

[kosmogrl]

[nuffnotsaid]

World's most dysfunctional polycule

[haruki-stars]

them

[dvandom]

(For those not familiar with it, the middle logo is for DownDetector.)

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

sorry to be a broken record every month but christ menstruation is a stupid concept. oooooh excuse me for not getting pregnant, why the fuck is there goo falling out of me about it? grow the fuck up and reabsorb that shit for nutrients.

[ceruleanheaven]

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

[ri5k]

the replacement of websites with apps sounds so backwards when you actually describe it. like hmm you have to download an entire program onto your device each time you want access to a portal, where it takes up storage indefinitely. somebody should invent an app where you can "browse" any portal just by typing in its address... 🥴

[redstonedust]

characters who get the "i can fix him" urge not because theyre a saint who loves everyone inherently but because they think "if i can prove there's good in everyone, maybe i can start feeling like i'm worthy or being seen as good too."

[synibread]

[faerociousbeast]

i only got twitter again to keep up with leaks Worst fucking decision of my life