Aug 8, 2025
Oh, so when YOU grab a Danish for a quick snack, it's a guilt-free, tasty little treat. But when I, Grendel,
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Oh, so when YOU grab a Danish for a quick snack, it's a guilt-free, tasty little treat. But when I, Grendel,
THE PEQUOD WRAPPED
Telemachus's life post-Odyssey has the potential to be so funny bc bro is suddenly going from the son of, essentially, a single mom to the son of two VERY in-love middle aged sweethearts who never had to learn boundaries about what is/isn't appropriate to say around their kid.
Penelope: I knew that "beggar" was you the whole time, you know.
Odysseus, laughing: Oh, really?
Penelope: You can disguise a lot of things, but I'd know that ass anywhere.
Telemachus: I am begging you guys to keep it in your pants for ONE family dinner.
“you should be the bigger person” absolutely not. i’m cursing his entire bloodline.
Wuthering Heights where Heathcliff is Other because he is the only human.
Everyone else is, you guessed it, a Muppet.
Dracula characters and the genres they're in:
Jonathan: Survival horror
Mina: Detective mystery
Lucy: Coming of age/Romantic tragedy
Arthur: Romantic tragedy turned horror
Quincey: Action adventure with romance
Jack: Medical drama turned thriller
Van Helsing: Supernatural mystery
Renfield: Greek myth/tragedy
Dracula: Autobiography in progress