#literature memes

[kleinergeist]

Oh, so when YOU grab a Danish for a quick snack, it's a guilt-free, tasty little treat. But when I, Grendel,

[eep-blue-sea]

THE PEQUOD WRAPPED

[official-english-major]

Telemachus's life post-Odyssey has the potential to be so funny bc bro is suddenly going from the son of, essentially, a single mom to the son of two VERY in-love middle aged sweethearts who never had to learn boundaries about what is/isn't appropriate to say around their kid.

Penelope: I knew that "beggar" was you the whole time, you know.

Odysseus, laughing: Oh, really?

Penelope: You can disguise a lot of things, but I'd know that ass anywhere.

Telemachus: I am begging you guys to keep it in your pants for ONE family dinner.

[keremelcream]

“you should be the bigger person” absolutely not. i’m cursing his entire bloodline.

[elizabethan-memes]

Wuthering Heights where Heathcliff is Other because he is the only human.

Everyone else is, you guessed it, a Muppet.

[victusinveritas]

[cry-ptidd]

Dracula characters and the genres they're in:

Jonathan: Survival horror

Mina: Detective mystery

Lucy: Coming of age/Romantic tragedy

Arthur: Romantic tragedy turned horror

Quincey: Action adventure with romance

Jack: Medical drama turned thriller

Van Helsing: Supernatural mystery

Renfield: Greek myth/tragedy

Dracula: Autobiography in progress