#litpollo headcanons

[lavenderfairiez]

Litpollo?

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• Apollo is the only one who Lit feels like he can really talk to other than Jo

• they bond over their daddy issues

• Lit prefers Apollo as Lester bc that's who he fell in love with him as

• Apollo secretly thinks that the completely unhinged way that Lit fights is hot

• when Apollo is visiting the Waystation he'll just walk around humming to himself and Lit thinks it's the cutest thing ever

• Apollo has definitely made a playlist of songs that remind him of Lit and when he's up on Olympus he'll listen to it and cry

• Apollo is constantly afraid that something terrible will happen to Lit (bc of how every single one of his previous relationships has ended up)

• Lit assures him that he doesn't care, and he is willing to take the risk because he loves Apollo

• when Apollo is away, Lit will talk to the animals at the Waystation about how much he misses Apollo.

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I definitely have more but can't think of them rn... and some of these are incorporated into my Litpollo fic I'm working on :)

[jasongraceisafurry]

hi i come offering litpollo headcanons ur welcome /lh

• apollo does that one not so subtle “slicking hair back” move whenever lit just happens to be around, it’s honestly an old habit that never died + homie has absolutely no idea what to do with his hands around his crushes

• leo found out about the fuckboy face trend circling the internet and edited it that exact expression on apollo’s face before sending it to lit. mans almost had a heart attack after he opened his messages

• apollo made lit an “i put the “lit” in illiterate” card one time for april fools

• he immediately felt guilty about it and promised lit he was gonna take him to the most fancy restaurant in a fancy european city soon to make up for it

• they play minecraft together and i’m about to go on a whole ass tangent about that

• lit is terrified of the creepers LMAO

• apollo insists that they put their beds next to each other

• lit’s favorite biome are plain biomes and apollo’s are tundras

• apollo would also collect so cows as pets and grows very attached to them

• lit spends hours comforting his bf when one of the cows unfortunately die 😔

• one dream speedrun video popping up on his YouTube recommended and next thing you know lit’s using words/phrases like “poggers”, “we’re popping off!!”, “it was never meant to be”, “speedrunning x y z”, “___ arc time!” etc

• apollo then introduced him to the dsmp and it all went downhill from there

• they watch lore streams together and stay up to ungodly hours making theories

• apollo LOVES the fan songs and lit always send him new ones he finds

• they share earbuds and listen to said song together

• lit’s guilty pleasure is reading found family fics i don’t make the rules

• lit’s love language is acts of affirmation and apollo’s is gift giving

• both also love quality time

HFHDVJDFZC I LOVE ALL OF THESE 

ok but like whenever I see the word fuckboy, I immediately think of tiktok and now I imagine apollo constantly hacking into lits tiktok acc and changing his username to @ captainwuss or some shit so he can’t change it for 30 days. ᵖˡᵉᵃˢᵉ ᵈᵒⁿ'ᵗ ᵃᶜᵗᵘᵃˡˡʸ ˡᵒᵒᵏ ᵘᵖ @ᶜᵃᵖᵗᵃᶦⁿʷᵘˢˢ ᵒⁿ ᵗᶦᵏᵗᵒᵏ ᵗʰᵃᵗˢ ᵐʸ ᵃᶜᵗᵘᵃˡ @⁻

I relate to lit in being afraid of creepers, I can see him running away from one and running to apollo’s house just to get away from it then it ends up exploding apollo’s house (may or may not be based on me and my friends).

 andddd apollo keeping cows as pets reminds me of that one myth with hermes, if that was intentional then that’s a smart move right there 🌚

lit prolly uses slang without knowing the meanings, I see him being like Luke, Alex, and Reggie from jatp and calls apollo wifey or some shit without knowing the meaning of it.

litpollo doing karaoke🔪🔪🔪

lit and I have the same taste, found family fics are my shit maybe this can be a polyamorous relationship with litpollo and my simping ass.

and since most of these are about Minecraft, I wonder how they’re going to teach lit how to use the internet and how hilarious that would be (I’m pretty sure it’s canon he adapts easily but fuck canon, canon is racist) like him finding out about vine and him just quoting vines (especially the Jared 19 vine) also lit uses bing because he’s cool.