Rank the Foxes alcohol tolerances. Who's the longest weight and can anyone top Kevin?
i feel like i should answer this sober but fuck it
dan - decent tollerance but when she wants to be drunk she starts acting like it before she’s actually drank that much
matt - high tolerance but has a personality of a drunk person like 70% of the time anyways so no one notices when he shifts into actually drunk
renee - she had built up a tolerance but then lost it in the years she didn’t drink so like 2 shots and she’s tapping out lol
allison - she’s a sloppy drunk but it takes like a solid number of shots to get her there. she’s not drinking anyone under the table but its respectable
aaron - pretty high tolerance, but not the highest in the group
andrew - no one’s really sure what his tolerance actually is? (neil knows but he wont tell) it’s pretty fucking high. not as high as kevin but it’s definitely like second or third in the group
neil - mediocre. like he drank when he needed to dull pain so he never built up a tolerance to drinking for fun
nicky - he looks at a pornstar shot and gets tipsy
kevin - well uh how do i put this delicately? he’s an acoholic so his tolerance is super fucking high
nobody surpasses kevin unless they are actively trying. in which case he gives up out of being board more than anything