i used to play box lacrosse so exy is basically the same thing

just a simple aftg shitposter - my main is impolitecanadian - currently doing a phd so im not here very often but im still alive dw

[daughter-of-sapph0]

[jostensbinder]

they're bonding

[visenyaism]

All for the game series worldbuilding boldly asserting that the top four collegiate teams in this coed ultimate frisbee-racquetball-lacrosse hybrid that is also universally and internationally popular btw are 1) EVIL GOTH YAKUZA-RUN organized crime team run out of a horrifying labirynth of human rights abuses in fuckinggggg Charleston West Virginia whose starting lineup are all international human trafficking victims 2) not-clemson-for-copyright-reasons, a team that exclusively recruits world-class athletes of this definitely expensive boutique sport from broken homes. 3) anachronistically-woke ultra gay team who has unlocked therapy-speak, groupchats, emojis, nonbinary people, and boba tea technologies in 2006 because of their good sportsmanship and 4) Pennsylvania State University (we are)

[silksufjan]

sorry jean is a stronger man than me. if neil josten pulled up to my sickbed with his boy toy and his boy toy’s boy toy (my ex situationship) and told me how all 5 foot 2 of him tricked a mob boss into saving all of our lives i might kill my self in front of him just to prove a point

[link-links]

andrew when he finds out neil is at the nest:

[allforthecourtt]

This blog is such a time capsule for vines fr

[allforthecourtt]

couldn't sleep so i got my ontario boating license

[allforthecourtt]

The funniest part of doing this was learning that canada calls it a pleasure craft operating card like she operating pleasure on my craft till i card

[allforthecourtt]

couldn't sleep so i got my ontario boating license

[impolitecanadian]

My brother and I got in a fight and he said the word alpha (unironically) and I instinctively freaked out and went “ew that’s disgusting don’t fucking say that” and then had to try to figure out how to explain why I acted that way

[impolitecanadian]

Like if wants to seriously use the phrase “alpha behaviour” then you know what ? he can also get spammed with images of a pregnant Dean Winchester by my friends this is the cross you bear when you use such loaded terminology

[impolitecanadian]

Get omegaversed idiot

[allforthecourtt]

Why are you calling Le Frog by his actual name but not the main character? 😭

sorry didn't realize i needed to address Roddy St. James of Kensington by his full government name

[allforthecourtt]

im so sorry guys i grew up in canada. i cannot keep playing along with this delusion that jean's accent is actually hot. it's not hot, it's french. like lets be so real, that man is out there saying shit like "close the lights" and people are acting like it's sooooo hot. stop it. get some help.

[allforthecourtt]

jean looks like the main rat from flushed away, admitedly kinda hot, but he sounds like le frog, also from flushed away, (you know? that stupid agent that helps the toad?) get a grip guys smdh.

[allforthecourtt]

im so sorry guys i grew up in canada. i cannot keep playing along with this delusion that jean's accent is actually hot. it's not hot, it's french. like lets be so real, that man is out there saying shit like "close the lights" and people are acting like it's sooooo hot. stop it. get some help.

[zombiecowboy65]

POV: Jeremy Knox just said he’s going to lawschool

[ineedangstplease]

I ain't ever seen art like this since the renaissance

[robobee]

does anyone want to do thisbwith me

[mooniism]

this is what andrew and neil do during car rides

[ketorlac]

I love how Neil being so star struck by Kevin lasted for all of eleven seconds before he was like “oh okay this guy’s just an asshole”

[allforthecourtt]

everybody said surgery hurt but i thought 'oh for me? surely not' yet,,,, surgery hurts? surgey ouch ouchie? hmmmmm betrayal.