I always find it funny when men hit on me while writing. Like ok which do you want to read first: witch murderers, death rollercoaster or perhaps one of my many pieces on drifting off into dream world and never returning? this dude wanted to know if I'm on some Amazon list. no, my dude, I just spent 15 Min googling boats and NO ONE will ever buy my fucking boat story. he asked what else i do after I told him no one is buying my boat story. I said I'm a stay at home mom and he ran away so fast. (pro tip, ladies.) normally I wouldve felt awkward and embarrassed by this interaction but this guy had just gotten a haircut (I know bc he came in the coffeeshop by mistake beforehand and clearly he came back afterward for boat stories) and it really made me happy that his new haircut made him feel confident and happy and I thought maybe I could like myself today too so I hid in the bathroom and took some selfies. . #boatstories #floaton #littleboatbabe #writer #writerthings #sahm #momlife #psycholife #dreamworld (at The Bowtie Barista) https://www.instagram.com/p/B0MbLbeFAdD/?igshid=c57c4w5y78z4