There's a reason I have a crush on her.
Me: I have always found the idea of anyone expecting something because they paid for dinner to be funny.
Le Crush: Yeah, you should only expect it if they actually cook you a dinner, not just buy it. Far more labor intensive.
Me: So, pot luck dinners should all become orgies.
Le Crush: But only if it's homemade. Those who bring store bought pies can watch, but not participate.












