Gou Get Better! (closed rp w/ littlesharkprincess)
Rice porridge. He had seen his mother make it a hundred times-- well, not exactly a hundred but.. a lot. Like.. three, and even though he wasn't really paying attention those three times he knew it wasn't difficult to cook. And he also knew that his mother only made rice porridge when he was sick and that somehow, it used to make him feel just a little bit better.. Which was a good thing when there was a miserable baby shark in the next room. And if Gou Matsuoka was sick, Nagisa Hazuki was determined to make her feel at least a little better. But didn't she specifically say not to touch anything? Yep. And didn't she make it extremely clear that he was under no circumstances allowed to cook? Well yeah, but.. this was different, right? Because he just wanted to make her feel better and there was absolutely no way this situation could possibly get out of hand.. right? Right. At least.. that's what the blond told himself as he poured a single cup of rice into the large cooker. And he had to give himself credit for following the directions because he usually never-- Wait a sec.. why did it seem like it wasn't enough? Like maybe.. he needed more rice because-- One cup-- SO SMALL. Rice cooker-- SO BIG. Better check the directions again. 'One cup of rice for every two cups of water.' OH. Now it made sense! He was gonna need the whole fucking bag! With a determined nod Nagisa poured the remainder of the rice into the cooker. And it was a lot. Much more than before, but.. that was a good thing, right? There! Now he just needed to add water and.. wait-- how many cups of rice was that? Ten? Fifteen? Dammit, he forgot to count! Oh well. So if one cup of rice was equal to two cups of water then... then that meant he needed... A lot of fucking water! And assuming it was between 10-15 cups of rice then he was gonna need like.. uh... 30 cups of water? But wait! Didn't rice porridge require even more water than usual? Pretty fucking sure! Well.. probably best to play it safe then-- and double it. Seriously, this was way too easy! Why did girls always complain about cooking? He was a guy and even he could do it! Gou was going to be so impressed! ~ 20 Minutes Later ~ Uh. Oh. Quick! Someone help! Oh god, he-- he needed somebody who could cook! Somebody who could follow directions! Somebody who knew exactly what they were doing and--
He needed a GIRL! But wait! The only girl around was his girlfriend and if she saw what HE was seeing then she-- she would definitely kick his ass! But maybe-- maybe he didn't need a girl because he was a GUY and guys could handle anything! Uh... right..? Of course! Guys were tough. Guys were brave. Guys were definitely NOT afraid of a-- BOILING. OVERFLOWING. BURNING. STEAMING. HISSING. TICKING PORRIDGE TIME BOMB!! Screw this he needed a GIRL! "G- GOU-CHAAAN!?" Turning on his heel Nagisa ran-- out of the kitchen, down the hall and straight toward Kou Matsuoka's peaceful bedroom. He didn't think, he didn't hesitate, he didn't even knock. Bursting through the door at top speed, panicked rose fell reluctantly upon a sick shark.. "Gou-chan!? Gou-chan!! Oh thank god.. Don't get mad but I was making porridge because-- sick girlfriend and-- the directions! They didn't make sense so-- NOT my fault! Hurry! Need your help! The rice cooker, it's-- it's totally BROKEN!"