#littlespooked

[bitterdeadguy]

@littlespooked is my bestestest fren in the whole wide world ok

[packgenius]

‘   nope,   nope,   nope.   absolutely not.   ’   the girl shows off a somewhat subtle roll of her hues.   ‘   i am not being haunted or whatever by another one of you.   ’

(   *   &.   --   @littlespooked   ♡’d

[bitterdeadguy]

i had to log into the app just so i could post this

#ghoulfriendconfirmed

@littlespooked

[bitterdeadguy]

[ text;genuine] : KICK NAMES. TAKE ASS!

( sms ;; spooky boogara. ): are you drunk?( sms ;; spooky boogara. ): why didn’t you invite me!? i am offended, bergara! OFFENDED!

@littlespooked | random.

[bitterdeadguy]

           he’s a little lethargic --- plus he’s sporting a MASSIVE hangover, which doesn’t help anything AT ALL. when he gets up in the morning, his mouth feels incredibly dry and he deals with this “cotton mouth” all the way to work. not to mention, the second he walks out of his apartment and feels the sun beating on his back, he feels like he’s going to implode. he should NOT have agreed to going out last night. when he plops down at his desk, finally, he’s wearing SUNGLASSES and looking like a right douche. he turns to ryan, having notice he just sat down himself and grumbles a faint, “ morning, ry. ” and then proceeds to stare blankly at the screen in front of him ----- sunglasses still placed firmly upon his face. 

@littlespooked get’s a fancy vampire starter xoxo

[bitterdeadguy]

@littlespooked didn’t ask but is getting a thing anyways

         “ i mean . . . no offense, ry, but that doesn’t even sound close to ‘come here’. that sounds like cah heee. you’re really REACHING, you know that ?? ” okay, this isn’t true, but shane can’t possibly give up his life as skeptic for ONE RECORDING, now can he? ryan’s just going to have to try harder.

[bitterdeadguy]

[ text : genuine ] have a few questions about the date you set me up with. What if my sleeve catches on fire & spreads rapidly? Instead of tic tacs,what if i pop fucking ambien instead & hit my leg to stay awake? This all happened to me Shane. I mistook vinegar for an odd tasting wine once. This one time someone wore 3D glasses at dinner. Oh! I went in a side cart of a bike & the cart detached & i flew down a flight of stairs. Once she almost took my tooth at the movies when i fell asleep.

[ sms ;; spooky bergara. ] jesus fucking christ[ sms ;; spooky bergara. ] i don’t even want to know what kind of people you’ve been dating, but i promise this will be different[ sms ;; spooky bergara. ] you already know who i’m sitting you up with so ;)[ sms ;; spooky bergara. ] good luck figuring out who!

[bitterdeadguy]

“ ryan ACTS like he hates me, but really . . . we all know he actually loves me. ”                   a pause. “ oh! hey, ryan! didn’t see you there. ”

@littlespooked