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I like to keep it in my pocket so it's warm and viscous.

Liu-Liu on his ideal lip balm temperature

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Why don't I just always keep something in my mouth then...

Liu-Liu responding to advice on how to avoid awkward situations

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Well...  the sausage I give you is typically smaller

Liu-Liu admitting it’s not always about the size of your sausage

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I spilled cottage cheese on my pants…  then I got it off.

Liu-Liu explaining the weird white stuff on the front of his pants

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If I'm going to pee on myself, I'm going to do that in the comfort of my own home

Liu-Liu on how to properly ring in the New Year

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Are these your nuts??

Liu-Liu unraveling the mystery of who’s nut-sack is on his desk

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It's stickier than I thought...

Liu-Liu questioning the viscosity of his risotto  #liuliuisms 

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It’s called the sausage exchange crew…

Liu-Liu on sharing his meat #liuliuisms #sausage