Things Michael Liu Says.

...and other Liu-Liu-isms

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I didn't expect the nuts to come so quickly!

Michael Liu on the intricacies of office snack management

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"If I asked Ben to drain my valve..."

- Michael Liu on the complexities of building maintenance

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That's easy to manage -- I just stick it in my mouth.

Liu-Liu on managing bananas vs organizational processes

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I like to keep it in my pocket so it's warm and viscous.

Liu-Liu on his ideal lip balm temperature

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Why don't I just always keep something in my mouth then...

Liu-Liu responding to advice on how to avoid awkward situations

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Ben's specialty is standing still and absorbing contact from other men...

Liu-Liu knowing the in’s and out’s of Ben

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Well...  the sausage I give you is typically smaller

Liu-Liu admitting it’s not always about the size of your sausage

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I like it when three people are behind me...

The Liu-Liu train has left the station!

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I spilled cottage cheese on my pants…  then I got it off.

Liu-Liu explaining the weird white stuff on the front of his pants

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If I'm going to pee on myself, I'm going to do that in the comfort of my own home

Liu-Liu on how to properly ring in the New Year

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Are these your nuts??

Liu-Liu unraveling the mystery of who’s nut-sack is on his desk

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It's stickier than I thought...

Liu-Liu questioning the viscosity of his risotto  #liuliuisms 

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It’s called the sausage exchange crew…

Liu-Liu on sharing his meat #liuliuisms #sausage

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It passes the smell test.

Liu-Liu on verifying things are still good #liuliuisms

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...after a while it has no flavor, it's just something I put in my mouth that has protein

Liu Liu on Cottage Cheese

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I got a tweeter, so I can do things

Liu-Liu on his ability to do things #liuliuisms

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I liked the way their sausage looked...

Liu-Liu on ogling Franklin’s sausage #liuliuisms #sausage