*Harry, Ginny, Ron, Hermione, and Draco at a muggle renaissance festival*
Ginny: Hey I heard they have a life size chess game.
Draco: *gives Ginny a look of disbelief, turns to Hermione* I thought this was a muggle festival?
Hermione: It is, this is all magic free.
Harry: Yeah no they use people as chess pieces.
Hermione: And the King and Queen command them to move.
Draco: Then what happens when one takes out the other?
Harry: They duel and fight for the space.
Ginny: This I have to see.
*all arrive at the arena, game in progress, two Knights are fighting*
Harry: Here it is.
Ginny: Wow.
Draco: Yeah they are really going at it, and no magic at all?
Hermione: Nope, they are trained to pretend fight, and before you ask no they don’t actually kill each other. *pauses* Hey Ron you’re the chess king what do you think? Ron?
Ginny: Where did he go?
Draco: Why is Ron darting away in the other direction as if he is being chased by a ghost?
Harry, Hermione: *look of realization*
Harry: Damnit. I’ll get him.
Hermione: Don’t ask.