#lizard adventures

[its-flooding-men]

“Almost”?? Have you met Lizard? She is stupidly kind! Or maybe just stupid....

Shes just stupid

[aegir-ffxiv]

Aegirbataar and Zi’batu reflect on the fish they won at the Winter Fest. 

[phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess]

...apart from the goddamn shitshow of today, i have to say having a random lizard emergency is really par for the course at this point

after moving a shittonne of furniture, we found the confused and captured skink trapped behind a wardrobe thing

there i am, kneeling behind a wardrobe thing, cranky palm-sized lizard in hand... (he screm) and my injured knee locks in place

I’m trying to get the sibling to take the little fella (liz was fine, btw, I checked for potential injuries) through a gap between the wardrobes,,, but he was like “I can’t take him if he’s ANGRY and making the V Mouth at me”

“He hasn’t got any bloody teeth, dude”

Tried to argue me to just get the little guy out myself, but i couldn’t move properly to do so, so they came round behind me and took the  scaly boi outside for me

[its-flooding-men]

So what you’re saying is that Lizard is gonna trip into her face, right? That’s what happens when you’re not used to stilettos and suddenly wear them. Also why stilettos? Kitten heels would make more sense, this ain’t a night club (I’d assume)

Anyway I kinda wanna draw this out now that I have time to do things

[its-flooding-men]

Wow, nothing gets past you, huh Lizard?

[aegir-ffxiv]

We keep talking about what the lizard kids will look like when they’re adults, so I finally got everyone to make an alt for a few screenshots. Future predictions: Mohmmubayan Qestir: although he trains regularly with the others, his focus is on leatherwork and botany. He’s happy to manage the Post while the others are off to war and he likes taking care of the livestock. Aegirbataar Dotharl: Still an idiot. Bragaltan Oronir: His future is uncertain, but maybe he’ll find his place some day. Zi’batu Buduga: After working out some medical issues, his training progresses quickly and he splits his time between his two passions: chocobo racing and blitzball. He eventually becomes a member of the Limsa Lominsa Buccaaneers.

[aegir-ffxiv]

He always overdoes it. 

[aegir-ffxiv]

Nobody wants to be a Buduga

Aegirbataar Buduga - his original clan was Dotharl, but do to a series of unfortunate events, he was kidnapped by a trio of Buduga raiders and dragged kicking and screaming back to their camp. They gave him a new name and told him to stop worrying about who he was in the past and focus on who he is now. They consider him a good find, because he’s a viscous little axe murderer.