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thank you so much, it means a lot that you gave my blog such a high rating! you're awesome, hope you and Charlie are having a blast <3

Don’t mention it <3

[strangeparker]

im a lesbian and i still find you attrative how??

This ask made me hit the apex of my self esteem this is it for me there’s nothing better than this ask

[llamasagna]

Llamasagna's (Mini) Follow Forever 2015

Hey guys! I decided I'd do a little follow forever, but I'm changing it up. Instead of listing all the blogs I absolutely love (which I will eventually, this year) I decided to make a smaller list of all the people that I think all of you should be following RIGHT NOW, and why.

So here's my mini follow forever 2015 (9 Blogs) (In alphabetical order)

amanduhshow: not only is Amanda one of my best friends irl, but I actually really  love her blog. It's funny, she's funny, and she reblogs a lot of quality stuff. And Amanda is also fucking amazing, and just because she isn't quite 5 feet tall doesn't mean she can't kick your damn ass if you fuck with her ;)

emilyprentits: Bridget is fucking hilarious. She posts high-quality gifs often, and other awesome things relating to Criminal Minds, Castle, and Paget Brewster among other things. And did I mention she's fucking hilarious, because I've been wheezing because of her. And she's the fucking dorkiest cheerleader you'll ever meet

fighting4fantasy: Tamara is one of my best friends, but she also has a fucking boss ass blog. She runs it really well, and she's also a really cool, really sweet person who I'm so lucky to know in real life, and anyone would be lucky to know over the internet.

i-shat-on-your-pillow-xoxo: holy shit, Chloe. Chloe is my absolute bae. She has an awesome blog that mostly revolves around her love for Criminal Minds. Chloe is one of the sweetest, funniest, and also strongest people I've ever met, and I so so so wish I could meet her in real life. I fell in love with her blog (and her) right away, and you will too.

jareauscheetos: Katelyn is amazing. She's hella pretty, and her blog is awesome. She's super nice, super funny, and her love for Jemily is s strong I swear I can feel it all the way from Minnesota. Katelyn's blog is definitely worth a follow, because she's brilliant as hell.

nervous-crossbow: Tiffany is fucking amazing. She runs an amazing blog, and she's a hella awesome person who I can't believe I'm lucky enough to know in real life. She's super caring and super sweet, and also fucking hilarious. And she loves Taylor Swift more than anyone ever, so if you're a Swiftie...follow her right fucking now.

thatsthat24: Thomas Sanders, famous viner. He's such an awesome person and amazing human being and if you aren't following him, you need to be. He interacts with all of his fans as best as he can and it's so sweet of him. And he's hilarious as hell.

uniqueidealistme: ooooh Amy. Amy is Pineapple Queen. If that makes no sense to you, just go to her blog. Amy is one of the greatest friends I've ever had, and her blog is fucking brilliant. (Not to mention the frequent flow of strange selfies). And yes, she's fucking OBSESSED with pineapples

woward: Amelia is meme loving trash because she craves that mineral. Okay, no, but seriously, Amelia is a fucking awesome friend of mine, and her blog is stellar and she has way less followers than she should, so go follow her. You won't regret it; Amelia is awesome.

Thank you all for making my 2014 awesome, and the 9 of you mean more to me than anything in the world. (Even though Thomas Sanders doesn't actually know me.....I'm awkward)

Here's to a fucking fantastic 2015!

[spoonielivingfree]

CM Secret Santa

“Jennifer Jareau I would like to see you in my office immediately.” The section chief Erin Strauss said sternly, only slightly within JJ’s office.

“Uh… ok Maam” JJ responded, unsure of why Strauss wanted to talk to her at 9am on a Tuesday morning. Normally she had warnings of meeting with the section chief, clearly not this time.

Following her into the office she sat herself down on the chair opposite the desk, growing quite anxious but showing herself has calm and collected. What on earth could this sudden meeting be about?

“It has been drawn to my attention that you are seeing another employee here at the Beauro, Agent Prentiss.”

So this is what the meeting was about, panic was running through her now although still appearing calm and collected. JJ was sure Garcia was the only other person to know about her relationship with Prentiss, clearly not.

“Maam…” JJ started before being cut off by Strauss.

“Agent Jareau, I have reason to believe that there is inappropriate relations going on between you and Agent Prentiss and you and her both know very well that dating fellow beauro employees is against the rules. Now if I show any signs of you and Agent Prentiss being in a relationship from now on you will both me removed from the BAU. Make sure Agent Prentiss knows too.” Strauss warned sternly before ending the meeting.

JJ left the office and went down into the bullpen. Looking across to Emily’s desk, fortunate of the fact that she was there. Glancing a look over to her so not to bring attention to them it told Emily that she needed to meet JJ in the restroom immediately.

“Jayjay What’s up?” Emily asked, slightly concerned as it was rare that JJ wanted to talk to Emily privately at work.

“Uh. Strauss knows about us and we can’t be together anymore if we want to stay in the BAU.”  JJ said, trying to hold it together but she was cloe to tears. She didn’t know what she’d do without Emily.

“Jayje!” Emily exclaimed. “We can still be together, I love my job but the one thing I love more than it is you, don’t let her get to you.” She explained, giving her a warm, comforting hug.

JJ started crying, only slightly. “Emily, thankyou. I love you too.” She replied through tears, hugging her back. “I would feel so bad if you lost your job because of me though.”

“Don’t worry about it, I would feel bad if you lost your job because of me.2 Emily responded, pausing for a second. “Look lets just not have sex in your office again, with Strauss on our back we just need to be a little more carful.”

“Ok Emily,” JJ agreed, tears stopping. “I’ll always be there for you.” “I’ll always be there for you too.”