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“Sorry I was mean to you” is Sending me oh my god

Some unabashedly horny screenshots lmao

Thinking of Astarion watching Llohorn walk around in his old work clothes and getting progressively annoyed at his lack of desire to fix them. So one day he just walks over to Llohorn while he’s whittling away idly and goes “Alright take it off.”

“Excuse me?”

“You heard me. Off with your shirt.”

Llohorn just sort of looks at him, dumbfounded, but takes his shirt off and puts it in Astarion’s outstretched hand. And then he walks back to his tent without a response, grumbling to himself under his breath.

Everyone walking by shirtless Llohorn and staring at him funny. Gale is the first one to comment “You certainly look… comfortable.”

“I guess I am.”

“Right… So I’ve noticed you typically wear… a shirt?”

“Oh. Astarion wanted it.”

“He wanted it?”

“Yep.”

“Why did he want it?”

“Dunno.”

And they all assume it was some kind of sentimental thing, like a “boyfriend shirt” done a little backwards because gods they’re both so awful at romance, but then Astarion comes back thirty minutes later with the shirt perfectly mended. Tells Llohorn to put it back on with the flattest tone you’ve ever heard. So he does and Astarion gives him a curt nod, says “Finally,” under his breath, and leaves to go back to his reading, no longer annoyed by a ripped seam in the corner of his eye.

The camp watches this interaction just. “?????”

#might write this as a like. formal mini fic at some point. idk #bg3 #astarion #Llohorn #Llohorn is indeed that ‘me doing whatever my hot goth bf wants’ while sitting in a ritual circle meme

I love this specific moment. Llohorn looking at Astarion’s face, watching with adoration, pride, joy, patience. And Astarion looking down at their hands. So deliberate with every little action, with the way he’s using touch. It’s barely a handhold but it’s so much more intimate that way. He’s so unsure, and it’s completely at odds with the way he confidently grabbed Llohorn in the first sex scene.

Astarion has no idea what he’s doing. He’s trying so hard anyway.

#my heart. this man.#bg3 #astarion #Llohorn #Tav

Llohorn: Me, my husband, and our 7,000 vampire spawn children. Don’t think too hard about the fact he seduced at least 1,000 of them.

#bg3 #astarion #Llohorn #I do think they’d eventually take responsibility for the new Vampire City in the underdark #after 10 or so years of adventuring #this is the only way they’d be dads tbh. fatherhood is not their future