#llusoire

[aliatori]

21. “You might like this.” Gladignoct, nsfw, fuck me up fam.

Hello my dear. <3 1,000 words of utter filth coming your way Soon ™. I already have the perfect idea for it too. (ᴗ ͜ʖ ᴗ) Thank you SO much for indulging this rarepair of mine. I have added it to the master list here (and to my top secret spreadsheet)!

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[guyinlovewitheremika]

llusoire replied to your photo: I’m glad the fandom is reacting to my daddy jokes...

i mean you had it coming, didn’t you

Would've been disappointed by anything else lmao

[leapingtitan]

Well, if my art skills weren’t light years behind, I would have tried to draw something pretty and shiny, but I can’t so... HAPPY BIRTHDAY @llusoire! I hope you accept this Levi and Mikasa graphic!

it’s not a meme for once yo xD

[onehundredpercentnerd]

llusoire replied to your audio post “I was tagged in this *coughagesagoendcough* by the lovely...”

DUDE your voice is so nice! i'm gonna do it as soon as I can! :D

mustangsgloves replied to your audio post

                   MIKE I LOVE YOUR VOICE AND YOU ARE FANTASTIC         AHHHHHHHHH THANK YOU GUYS SO MUCH! theysangastheyslew replied to your audio post “I was tagged in this *coughagesagoendcough* by the lovely...”

Omg the way you speak reminds me so much of my cousin it's scary XD

Oh man your poor cousin :P okay but I think thats a really quirky thing that is actually really cool though! two totally unrelated people on opposite sides of the planet with similar traits. I wonder if there are more? the real question; is there enough of us for an army or like, a lunch gathering? who knows :P

[leapingtitan]

So here it is! Please enjoy this fifty minute long fun little (lmao) thing that me and @llusoire did. The translation we used was the very first one that came out (aka the shitty one) so it’s not quite perfect but hey, it gave us more and more reason to laugh at it... also WHAT.

[momtaku]

Now the question is, would you rather give Erwin 13 more years to live as a shifter WITH the knowledge that he will die, or free him from hell on the rooftop as they did?

Would I still have given the serum to Erwin?

Even if I knew it would eventually kill him?

Even if I was damning him to hell?

:)

[leapingtitan]

The true sadist in me really wants to see everyone die. Like, right at the end, before they could make their dreams come true, I feel like Isayama would do this.

He was going to. This was the original planned ending which was also possibly hinted at Eren’s dream in the anime. He compared it to Stephen King’s “The Mist”, specifically the movie where the ending is very much fucked up. I won’t spoil it in public for those who haven’t seen it, but it definitely seemed like something Isayama would do. He changed his mind due to the anime’s popularity, though.

[momtaku]

Hey! I wanted to reach out to you cause your metas always make so much sense and are a great read. What do you think about the theory that Armin might be from Reiss descent? I mean he looks exactly like Historia (it can't be a coincidence), his grandfather had the book about the outside world lying around in his house and I really think that him being chosen over Erwin will make a big difference plot-wise. Maybe we'll get more answers? (sorry about my english, I'm not a native) Thanks!

It’s uncanny, isn’t it?

 We joked about Historia and Armin being twins long before he started cosplaying her for the Survey Corps. Then Uri came along and wow. Young Uri looks so much like Armin that thoughts of them being related were simply unavoidable. 

Factor in the book and his mysterious parentage and, yeah, it’s not unimaginable to think there is more to the “Armin Reiss” theory than crack potential.

But from an in-story perspective, the only way I see it making any sense is if Armin needs to inherit Bert’s memories for reasons of plot. This is a huge stretch to me, but I’m going to go ahead and spell out this ridiculous scenario in detail for you.

It seems all Reiss’s have magic memory powers. Neither Rod nor Historia had the Coordinate, yet with the help of the crystal cavern, they were able to unlock Eren’s memories. Now crystals from the cavern have been widely distributed throughout the walled world as a light source. Their energy is everywhere. So if Historia touches Armin while Hange shines her crystal flashlight on him, wha-la! potential for Bert’s memories! Like I said, it’s a stretch.

I just thought of one other reason for Armin to be a Reiss. If Rod was correct that only a Reiss can use the Coordinate, Armin being a Reiss Titan is a handy dandy thing. He could eat Eren and gain the ability and save the world. But this would mean Grisha was dead wrong about everything, and the story thus far has been a lie. Especially the part about Eren being the protagonist.

I swear, I hate to even mention these as possibilities.

My reason for Armin not to a Reiss is more straightforward - isn’t he special enough as he is? He’s the smart one,  the inspirational one, and now the titan shifter one - does he also need to be the bastard prince one? How many checkboxes need to be by his name? 

Thanks for your ask! And the nice comments about my blog. I hope you still feel that way after reading this ridiculousness ^^