#lmao jokes

[ysaefinn]

if the world were perfect i'd have valentine written milf and dilf toji

Simped so hard I'm getting blorbo application

[taechnological]

With the ask about Dispatch outing uncovering BTS’ sexualities, I have three alternatives for Taehyung that I’d believe could happen:

1. Dispatch zeros in on Tae and catches a clip of him rolling his eyes and uttering “Straight people…” in annoyance.

2. He accidentally outs himself in one of his tipsy Insta posts (I don’t think he’d bluntly say it out, but he’d do something highly subliminal that gives off a MAJOR hint to it)

3. He once again talks about marrying BTS, but takes it a step further by either holding onto the topic for fat too long or downright getting down on one knee to them.

HAHA yes to everything!!! lmao

and he says it in perfect english bc some shitty american interviewer once again asked them about their "girlfriends"

yeah... smth highly subliminal..... like describing how each of the members' lipbalm tastes like 🤡

who wants to bet 3 dollars with me that if we check taehyung's pockets during literally any ot7 event, we can legit find 6 ring boxes tucked in there? pls come forward

[road-kill-dog]

wish i had discord so i could get an unhealthy emotional attatchment to someone that doesn't want me like the good old days (november)

[chaosciara]

to whom it may concern,

(this is an email...................with more love)

okay hi everyone. i hope you guys are good and happy and safe

so I've been very sparse in the recent weeks (lmao if nobody noticed) because life was just kind of a lot. we lost my aunt to cancer this past weekend.

i thought I'd be offline and burrowing into myself until I could get back on my feet like I usually do but tumblr and social media in general is my happy place and I don't feel the need to give it up for days or weeks.

i am okay. seriously. i have the most incredible support system, and we've been preparing for this for a while which made it slightly less heart-wrenching.

anyway the point of this was to say: I am back, hopefully more regularly, I think I'll be able to start putting out content soon, and i have absolutely missed you guys.

if you've sent me asks, or tagged me in anything, or commented on anything of mine, or sent me a direct message in the last week or so and I haven't responded please know I am not ignoring you, I will respond

okay I love you guys❤️and thank you for the continuous love and support. you make me a perfect impression of happiness

and since it's an email, here's my signature

love,

Ciara (tlyj)

alt. blogs: @perseusjackson-jasongrace @fireheartdreamerstarborn @ciarareads @animebltches @sweetheartofgreengables @wakeupphantoms

[sevendeadlymorons]

As a mammon person all I want to do is burn Lucifer at the stake

Woah there, pal, let’s slow it down a bit, don’t wanna do anything drastic

[mistressemmedi]

question is what is the Italian equivalent of changing the English "kind regards" to "regards" when ur pissed off

Kind regards - Cordiali saluti

Regards - Muori male 🖕

[seijorhi]

I'm sure you converted all of us into semi simps with that fic 🥺💞

Well then my job here is done, I’m out 👋🏻

[iamthatbitcg]

literally any new show involving magic: THIS is real magic

harry potter fans: ://////////////////