#lmao4e

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i look at that price tag and it makes me lose all my faith in humanity... but then i read the reviews and once again i'm glad to be living in this silly little planet

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so i watched pitch perfect with a couple of my friends yesterday and...

beca: "vader" in german means father. his name is literally "darth father."

my (german) friends: um... what? that's not even... what? O_o

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I stared stupidly [at the dolphins] for about half a second before the message got through: Bad guys sighted, and close. Evidently the aquatic Americans had decided that I was on the home team.

Harry Dresden in Small Favor (book 10 of the Dresden Files series).

(seriously, how do you do this to me? HOW, jim butcher? LMFAO. xD).

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so, these are my heroes.

harry: whatever it is, it's a safe bet it knows we're here.

thomas: how do you want to play it if the music starts?

harry: i've got nothing to prove. i say we run like little girls.

thomas: suits me.

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Everyone else who lets me ride on their dinosaur calls me Carlos.

Carlos Ramirez to Harry Dresden; Dead Beat by Jim Butcher (book 7 of the Dresden Files).

#IT MAKES SENSE IN CONTEXT

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it did have some hilarious lines.

styker: your country needs you!

logan: i'm canadian.

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i love getting crackish ideas for scenes. they make for the best fanfics. xD

He was at the foot of my bed... chewing on my Biology textbook...

...The one you're supposed to be studying from?

Well, it's not my fault Freddie likes the Krebs cycle.

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THIS. IS. EPIC.

YOU GUYS, LOOK WHAT ADVETRIUM MADE FOR ME! OMFG THERE'S A BLUE LOTUS AND EVERYTHING, HOW EPIC IS THAT? THIS IS THE MOST AWESOMEST THING EVER, I SWEAR TO GOD.