Hakkaron :33
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Who is louder?
Hakka, generally. It kinda ties up to another point in the meme but he has the potential of being pretty… vocal, but only if you get him to lose himself badly enough. Otherwise, he actually restrains himself a lot because the noises make him way too embarrassed.
I have a hard time imagining Saffron/Ron being much of a screamer or even moaner, but I rather like the idea that it might happen… again, if lost in it enough haha. But with him it’d be probably rather those low-ish quiet moans punctuating his thrusts now and then more than anything else so… yeah. All in all, Hakka’s the louder one. By far.
Who is more experimental?
And here we start splitting before military!Hakkarons and regular Hakkarons www In the military setting, it’s definitely Ron. You guys don’t even know half of it unless you were among the chosen few who received the four Bibles of Hakkaron. No, seriously, Ron’s…. tendencies- gave room for a lot of creativity and he definitely improvised a lot of the time, with some interesting results, too- come on it even made part of the lyrics of Behind Closed Door wwwNow for regular Hakkaron, I don’t think either of them would really be the type to experiment. Hakka’s too withdrawn for it and Saffron is probably too awkward for it as well, so in the end I wouldn’t be expecting much of a bedroom creativity from those two.Hakka in general isn’t really much for experimenting (and at the very basis isn’t much for sex to begin with until you uh…convince him) but he can get into things despite initial protest. Actually, scratch that, despite constant protest. He has too much of a stupid pride to admit even to himself that he’s enjoying something “weird” (heck, wait until he starts falling for someone in canon, he’ll have a hard time admitting to even like a guy because “it’s not considered normal”). So he’d go with the flow set up by his partner more likely than take the inventive initiative.
Who takes more risks?
Not sure what this question entails exactly- are we talking STDs here? Risky kinks? Either way, the most risky in either sense would definitely be Ron in the military setting, since he doesn’t care much about the consequence of his actions of this nature beyond the here and now of putting the General in his place.I think Saffron would be careful, if somewhat oblivious.Hakka’s careful to the point of being paranoid by nature but I get the feeling the first time would take him by surprise and not really with proper protection at hand, and he’ll probably be reluctant having it any other way ever since because… well. He has his inclinations and will consider having his partner come inside as getting marked, in a way- a bit of his guilty pleasure, even if cleaning it up afterwards is a pain. And the dessert Hakka is pretty sure there is no such thing among desserts because they’re— well, you know, desserts, so still probably no protection haha. And going back to the military, through Ron’s treatment the military Hakka got even more into getting the kick out of being marked and despite being aware of the risks it entails, especially with how roughly Ron usually handles him, he’s far too gone into the game to even want to consider changing that. He doesn’t like danger per se but in this one case he’s making an exception, because it’s something he’s learned to crave;;;
Do they fuck or make love?
Biggest split of the meme hahaha skjbf OH BOY UH.Normal Hakkaron? Make love, most definitely. Rather, they wouldn’t have taken it to bed if it wasn’t for that.But military? Oooh boy. Time to delve into what I never explored outside of the skype convos regarding the ship before. Basically, what’s going on in the military AU (or well, actually it’s an NSFW AU of the military AU because it’s not canon for the regular military AU derp) isn’t even fucking. Neither Ron nor Hakka think about what they’re doing as sex because that’s not the primary purpouse of it. It’s more of a sort of a game to them, where Ron uses it as his means of proving (if just for a fleeting moment) his superiority and dominance over the General and Hakka takes it as a trial of endurance of his own (and later gets hooked on it, but it’s more of being a sucker for punishment than the purely sexual nature of it- at this point, neither thinks of it as sex still). It isn’t until way way way later that things start to sink in, but every time they do, they get dismissed because the idea that what they’re doing is anything else than a game of control seems ridiculous. Doesn’t quite stop it from becoming almost something else at one point when they catch themselves seeing each other in a slightly different light (literally XD), and actually slips out of their hands in one potential scenario when just for one night, all walls between them crumble. But those are singular instances for the AU. Otherwise… it’s not even fucking to them.
Lights on or off?
In most cases, off. Hakka gets too embarrassed about things (mainly being seen, because he WOULD like to actually see Saffron at least once- but the idea of seeing him is just as embarrassing all the same haha) and I’m quite sure with how insecure Saffron is in canon about himself he wouldn’t be too far off, either. But I get an odd feeling that a first time between them would have a 50% chance of them either managing to get through it thanks to full body contact and 50% chance they’d have to turn the lights on because both are awkward and inexperienced dorks and squirting lube out onto the bedsheets instead of your hand isn’t something you want to do on an already nervous first time.Now the military, here it depends. Generally lights on are preferred, if just for Ron to be able to take in fully the sight of Hakka humiliated, but a lot of the time the situation would simply force them to have the lights off and they’d go with it, because it’s not exactly a key factor most the time in their little ‘plays’ anyway. And they DO have to make sure they’re not found out, too. …actually lights on in this case usually are the result of them doing it in broad daylight than of keeping lamps on www
Who is more likely to be caught masturbating?
Somehow, I get the feeling that it’s Hakka. Saffron (both in canon and in military) doesn’t strike me as the type to masturbate and I get the feeling he has a good grasp on his libido (putting aside that it seems to be rather mild to begin with, and the rate at which they go in the military setting is a result of it being spiked through different things than purely physical urges). Now Hakka, on the other hand, while generally sexually dormant, is actually somewhat pent up in result, not to mention sensitive. It’s quite possible that even in canon his feelings might reach a level at which, if he does not get sated with closeness, he will start acting up because he just doesn’t know how to handle it, leading to him actually trying to let off the steam on his own. I doubt he’d be careless about where and when he does it, though, so the chances of him being caught are minimal- but he’s more likely to be caught if just because he’s more likely to masturbate at all lol.Also just saying but so far he has yet to do it even once in canon hahaMilitary Hakka probably wouldn’t masturbate, though. If in need of relief, he’d go straight to Ron and probably wouldn’t take care of himself unless on Ron’s orders (and probably with Ron watching, amused with how desperate and how humiliated the General looks).
Who is more likely to suggest a threesome?
Baaasically, neither. They’re not really sexually active types so the chances of them wanting to include another person in to boot are pretty much nonexistent. However, as always, there’s the military AU haha. Ron did get Chosuchi involved on a few occasions, and once went for a… uh… bigger event, although he remained an observer throughout that one. Honestly, in the military, so long as it gets its job done (aka so long as it humiliates and embarrasses and puts down the General), anything goes, at least for a longer while at first (some options get scratched off the list the moment possessiveness and need to monopolise kick in).
Has either stolen the other’s underwear?
Doubtful, though I can imagine Ron slipping Hakka’s underwear off during a session right before the meeting, hence forcing him to attend the meeting commando… lDOtherwise, I can totally imagine Saffron eventually suggesting to lend Hakka clothes, underwear included, if the need comes for it- only to find out it just keeps slipping right off. They do have quite the height difference, after all.
Who comes first?
Usually Hakka. Again, it will be mentioned later, but sensitivity, coupled with major inexperience and probably letting this pent up quite a bit because he’s an awkward derp. Though this said, I get the feeling that a few first attempts at going past the cuddling/kissing stage between regular Hakkarons would be more of a contest of endurance because I think they’d both have trouble holding it in haha. Unless the nerves actually manage to keep the orgasms at bay for a while, but that’s more of a luck factor haha.Military might be an exception to the rule in the way that Ron would probably enjoy force-stopping Hakka from coming just to see him squirm and beg for it- and a lot of the time would probably leave him hanging after reaching his own peak.
Who is better at oral and who prefers it?
In military Hakka’s definitely a lot better at it, if just because Ron pretty much never really does it, but he did force Hakka to give head far too many times, so the boy simply picked the skill up through practice, so to speak. He’s gotten used to it to the point of developing a sort of affinity for doing it, in fact- so in terms of preference, it’s Ron preferring to receive it and Hakka to give it. Though I imagine if he tried to return the favour to the General, he’d freak out of embarrassment because it goes past the point of feeling humiliated, it’s someone actually putting their lips to the most intimate area and all in all, lacks the illusion of un-sexual-ness… so he’d probably mildly panic. Especially since it’d feel nothing but good and that in itself would weird him out a bit at this point (and then an odd tingly feeling that for some reason resembles endearment- but definitely can’t be it because that would be ridiculous- would happen because that guy actually doing something like this is——).In regular Hakkarons… it’s not all that much different. Frankly, Hakka’s never been straight. He might be dormant as hell but once he starts up, it just kinda goes all out and well- he is going to be attracted to the person he falls for. In fact chances are, oral sex will actually be initiated by Hakka as an action kinda- in the spur of the moment, just an impulse of an urge to see what it tastes like lmao- Aaand he’d still freak out if Saffron was to ever return the favour.
Who is more submissive?
Goes without saying, but Hakka. If the borderline master/servant sexual dynamic in the military AU doesn’t speak for itself, Hakka’s generally pretty damn passive. It’s rare for him to take initiative in any interactions with others, he prefers to stay on the sidelines. He’s also awkward, sensitive, and… well, a lot smaller than Saffron. He also just has a penchant for being overpowered/dominated frankly, though it’s completely subconscious in canon. Ron has an obsessive need for dominance and that goes without saying, there honestly isn’t much to say here.Now Saffron, on the other hand, isn’t your typically active dominant type, in fact, he’s pretty passive himself, not to mention, a bit of a doormat. His height makes him a rather awkward type to put into submission though, and he does have a bit of a vicious strike to him, even in canon, with the underlying jealousy and all. While I don’t think he’d actually think in the category of being dominant or submissive, I think he’s just the type that would be content where he is. ….in this case, inside Hakk- /SHOT
Who usually initiates things?
Quite obvious for military, Ron’s usually the one setting things up and initiating them, with only a few instances of Hakka taking the initiative, and those are a result of either desperate craving once he gets hooked, or of tiny shows of control to egg Ron on. But outside of that set-up, it’s actually a tricky question. Generally, there is no set order of initiative because they just kinda gravitate towards one another, so you could say the initiative is completely mutual haha. They’re just kinda drawn together until they collide, so to speak. Neither is really the active type, so I doubt there would be many instances of one or the other actually coming up to the other to start it. I do like humoring the thought of a wedding night though, in which Hakka would actually take the lead so Saffron could just lay back and enjoy himself- but that’s just a silly idea (not entirely baseless, though because Hakka’s still the gentlemanly type that thinks he should be of use, a sort of “I care for you so please, let me please you” mindset- he just doesn’t quite normally get the chance to do so sexually).
Who is more sensitive?
Hakka. Hakka, Hakka, and once again, Hakka. While I’m quite sure Saffron has a level of sensitivity in his own right, it’s been Hakka’s trait from the get go to be incredibly sensitive, almost over-the-top so. As in yes, he’s the kind that would be capable of coming just from making out. This was kinda based in the fact that After Eight Mint Thins are… well. Ridiculously thin. The chocolate is even thinner and it’s easy to break them, and very easy to melt them when you hold them between your fingers for just a moment. While they don’t spoil easily, so he’s not sickly, they are delicate, so he’s sensitive- this line of thought. It translates into his human body in the AUs in just the same level of sensitivity, just sans the fancy explanation. And believe me, it is possible to be that sensitive. Knowledge from experience here, man.I find the thought of Saffron having some really sensitive spots rather endearing though. Like for instance ears. I kinda really like the idea haha. Just imagine then when they’re having sex and Hakka’s clinging onto him, breathing and moaning softly right into his ear—— I’ll leave you with that mental image /shot
Who has the most patience?
Saffron- and in military, it’s a relatively equal tie between Ron and Hakka.But Saffron generally seems to be a lot more ‘my pace’. Hakka, on the other hand, is often tense, and it makes him high-strung about many things. While he can wait things out in general, especially when he hasn’t formed any emotional attachment to them, if he gets wound up, his patience is going to wear out pretty fast. He’ll get nervous and will want to hurry with everything. It’s not much different in bedroom haha. Again, this ties to his sensitivity because it’s kinda hard to be patient when every inch of you feels like it’s been set on fire www….yeah no, honestly, that boy actually has no real patience at all I’m afraid.
Which kinks do they share?
Oh boy in military, it’s plenty, although none of it is ever really discussed (then again, between those two, nothing is in that setting). But in a way, they’re the perfect match and it’s probably why they ended up getting addicted to each other despite not really forming an emotional bond (then again, the whole thing is screwed over in that setting as far as that goes). A sort of mutual supply-and-demand if you will. Ron needs to reaffirm his position and Hakka needs for the control to be taken from his hands. In the end, they both fill each other’s need, even though Hakka doesn’t entirely realise that. In a twisted way, it lets him unwind, and Ron gets his moment of triumph. All the kinks on the way are just tools for them to reach that goal. Not to say they don’t enjoy them, mind you. Ah, the beautiful powerplay, with all tools at use, toys, equipment and strawberries included haha. Seriously though imagine how big of a release it is for Hakka to have the tension actually built up with, say, attending the meeting in a compromised state (Amu knows www) and having to act inconspicuous about it while Ron fiddles with the remote with a smug look on his face, bear through the whole thing and only once everyone’s gone to have it all unloaded. Finding comfort in being so spent he doesn’t have the strength to think and worry anymore. He’s a teenager who’s never let himself stray off the straight and narrow to the top of military career, he takes every burden upon himself, and tries to keep everything under control, so nothing fucks up, so no mistakes are made. It weights him down, even if he doesn’t show him. Having someone strip his position and his pride away is a blessing he doesn’t even consciously realise.And Ron? It’s like having an unbreakable toy, or endless comfort food www In theory, just the pure theory, he seeks to break Hakka. What he really wants is to reassure himself that he’s in control, that he can dominate him, that he can be above him anytime and make him succumb to his will and his command. And the thing is, Hakka does yield to him. He puts up pride and front every time and every time, Ron tears them away from him and makes him beg and writhe in shame. And after each such triumph, when all is done and the haze clears up, Hakka’s still there, unbroken, prideful and cold, challenging the control again. It just doesn’t end. Now for the regular Hakkarons, on the other hand… I frankly don’t know. They don’t really have any kinks as far as I know, and who knows if they ever will. The basic thing for Hakka, being turned on by being overpowered, remains intact, but it’s enough with the dominance of physical difference to him. Otherwise, he’s pretty much a carte blanche, ready to learn and absorb. I’m not sure if Saffron has any kinks whatsoever, either, haha.
What kinks do they have that clash?
Well, for regular Hakkaron, see the previous point. They don’t really have any so there’s nothing to clash, as far as I know.And for military…. actually, they’re pretty compatible. There are ideas that Hakka doesn’t like per se but still gets a kick out of if just because they were ordered by Ron or because Ron was watching. This in particular includes a single case of Ron arranging a gangbang and just sitting back watching the General get passed around, sometimes piping in just to guide Hakka through the motions when exhaustion and dizziness would start catching up with him, and frankly, it was fucked up because Hakka honestly hated every moment of it but Ron was watching so it still brought the tingle to him anyway and turned him on. Then again it was hardly a kink to Ron all the same, more like just another tool for humiliating Hakka, and in the end it kinda turned to bite his own ass when it started spiking the need to monopolise the General. Otherwise, they’re pretty damn compatible.
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